Evan

Kind of like owning a Tesla

Fact check: You said a woman was "bitching" because you're too basic to answer simple questions without throwing a temper tantrum. And you're too weak to keep Bondi from disrespecting YOU and your subpeona. Twice a failure.

@WhiteHouse @takaichi_sanae President Trump’s Pearl Harbor remark embarrassed our great nation.

President Donald J. Trump and Japanese Prime Minister @takaichi_sanae. 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

@JohnJHarwood @NormOrnstein It’s a creepy crush

not just a fascist but also a weirdo

@ConanOBrien You two make a stunning couple. Congratulations on a job well done.

Thanks to my funny and beautiful wife, Liza, for tolerating months of 2 am Oscar pitches.

@DavidPepper @NormOrnstein Is MAGA Swamy trying to throw the election?

Miami. Akron. Wright State. Youngstown State. Bowling Green. Shawnee State. And more. According to Ramaswamy, just “clones of one another.”

@hwinkler4real That’s a winning campaign slogan: stop complaining and start pinching pennies, you ingrates!

Maybe you pass up a loaf of bread or an apple 🍎 or some protein.. that will do it .

@RpsAgainstTrump Fuck her.

Minnesota GOP Senate candidate Michele Tafoya on rising gas prices: "Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks & so that gas goes a little further until this thing is over and these gas prices come back down again. Let's just try to be patriots about this"

@AAGDhillon @AGPamBondi I do not believe you.

I was sitting behind @AGPamBondi at this briefing where she answered EVERY question asked by either side. This lady picked up her purse and stalked out without asking a single question. So much for getting answers!

Here's what happened with Rep. Summer Lee and Chairman James Comer behind closed doors during the briefing with Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche, I'm told: Lee: "Mr. Chairman, there are no cameras here. You don't have to perform. We were told this was a briefing." Comer: "It's a briefing!" Lee: "But she hasn't offered any information...This is a hearing. This is a hearing without the cameras. This is a hearing without C-SPAN. And it's a hearing without the public. So, what I'm asking is...." Comer: "You want me to scoot some chairs around and make a circle. Would that make it feel more like a briefing?" Lee: "I would like C-SPAN. I would like you to bring the transcribers. I would like you to go through with the decorum and with the rules...." Comer: "Are you trying to find information, or trying to embarrass the attorney general?" Lee: "Absolutely not. I think the attorney general is a woman who is completely able to defend herself, and I'm not attacking her. I'm questioning you. You run this place. What I'm asking you is....Will you commit to going as far as..." Comer: "I've already issued the subpoena..." Lee: "And this is not the deposition..." Comer: "You've wasted three minutes of everyone's time just kind of, bitching..." Lee: "Really? Wow! Bitching?"

@DOWResponse @SecWar And the president took photos AGAINST THE WISHES OF THE GOLD STAR FAMILIES! Disgusting.

.@SECWAR “Yesterday at Dover Air Force Base, President Trump, the Chairman, and I stood in solemn silence as heroes came home. Flag-draped caskets. We honored them. We grieved with their families, and we listened. What I heard—through tears, through hugs, through strength, and through unbreakable resolve—was the same from family after family: FINISH THIS. Honor their sacrifice. Do not waver. Do not stop until the job is done. My response, along with that of the President, was simple: WE WILL FINISH THIS. We will honor their sacrifice. Their sacrifice only steels our commitment.”

@WhiteHouse @SecWar Why so defensive?

"This media here—not all of it, but much of it—wants you to think, just 19 days into this conflict, that we are somehow spinning toward an endless abyss, or a 'forever war'... NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH." - @SecWar 🇺🇸

@JohnJHarwood That actually IS funny.

"every permutation" hahaha

Watching tumbling Tuberville never gets old! 🤣

@DispatchAlerts MAGA - Swamy! Perfect.

Opinion: Last thing Ohio needs is 'MAGA-swamy.' Elect Amy Acton. Letters dispatch.com/story/opinion/…

I apologize to the 41,564 donors to my 2020 congressional campaign. After the campaign ended, then Lt Gov Fetterman's senatorial campaign staff contacted me and asked if I would share my donor list with Fetterman, and I agreed to do so. I sincerely regret whatever part I had in helping to elect @JohnFetterman in 2022. nbcnews.com/politics/congr…

@AAGDhillon You aren’t fooling everyone Harmeet.

You stormed out of the hearing before asking any questions. Do you actually want answers?

@DOWResponse @SecWar Then why are we losing?

.@SECWAR “To date, we have struck over 7,000 targets across Iran and its military infrastructure. That is not incremental. That is OVERWHELMING FORCE applied with precision. Again, today will be the LARGEST STRIKE PACKAGE YET—just like yesterday was... we are hunting, striking, delivering death and destruction from above.”

@elonmusk You also don’t look this cool.

I don’t even smoke lol 💨