existential meat

ATTENTION GUESTS: Weekend hours approach. Buffering permanently discontinued. Mandatory engagement notes: dread remains active, time accelerates, events arrive fully formed, without delay. Minor joys permitted, but are nonbinding. Management strongly encourages participation.

@EnricPallazz0 Would you like some bread

I haven’t eaten bread since 2021. AMA

@Biggz_91 You gotta report him, I know it’s hard and likely embarrassing because he’s your elder.

Unc just fucked me man

@HowThingsWork_ One time my plane wouldn’t stop doing this for 20 or so minutes so I got stuck at LAX for 16 hours.

You know that strange grinding sound before a plane takes off? ✈️ Ever wondered what that noise was? Here is your answer!

@bigfoot1337_ @TheCinesthetic I’m about to call the cops fr

@existentialmeat @TheCinesthetic

Sandra Bullock, 1995.

@bigfoot1337_ @TheCinesthetic I had the idea after the initial reaction GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK YETI

@existentialmeat @TheCinesthetic dawg so pressed he replied twice 💀

@BabaDClint I’m sorry but I’d smoke that kid in a race.

Sign her up asap for track and field... She's ready! 👏

@FalconryFinance This is abuse.

@bigfoot1337_ @TheCinesthetic I made something for you. With ai. Stop being miserable.

@existentialmeat @TheCinesthetic

@CowGirlKisser Pay Frankie now motherfucker

@Kekius_Sage Not at the times we need to understand things the most. Usually after we don’t even need to understand that thing, it seems.

Will we ever truly understand everything?

@Howlingmutant0 @merissahansen17 Something new to jerk off to I reckon

@merissahansen17 What is even the implication here

I will pay someone one thousand dollars if they can provide me with a picture of Erika Kirk pregnant

@NotABBWLover Wild take, although since I don’t know what kind of meat that was I’m out. I’ll eat a tater almost any way someone will serve it to me, though.

No Never been a fan of baked potatoes

@beyoumf Er

Gun pointed at your head, name a bone.

@joshkaye I liked this but only in a friend sort of way.

“It’s called looksmaxxing sweaty”

@ibrycecrawford That’s gotta be scary being in the same room as him.

🚨Attempting to challenge Kenneth Copeland on the Prosperity Gospel in his first sit down interview in over a decade…🤯

@klara_sjo Simimosai louton biu

And for the DANG DLC.. we stick with the catgirl theme.

@sportdrink @Gatorade They released this photo on state tv

. @Gatorade hasn't tweeted anything since those death rumors

@WigglyAir I wonder if he knows I’m jerking off when I shut the dog out of my room.

what if god watches us through the eyes of our pets