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This is the premier weekly episode of Crisis Hour with me, existential meat. It was prerecorded yesterday in front of a dead studio audience, but we couldn’t launch til today due to technical difficulties. Please enjoy.
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Eccentric but effective father. Imperfect but okay enough husband. Pure shithead. Irreverent American. These replies are rated E for Egregious.
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@stinkpuppy @danilocoding @barragers They gave everything to detectives. He’s gonna go to jail for sure.
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@existentialmeat @danilocoding @barragers Not with this guy lmfao. You genuinely believe this dude is going to change for the better just because they dap him up and say “thanks brodie, thanks for being cool.” He’s mentally fucking ill.
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@existentialmeat @danilocoding @barragers Well yeah m no shit, they’re not professionals at this at all. All of these self proclaimed “pedo hunters” almost never get the police involved.
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@stinkpuppy @danilocoding @barragers Yeah he’s either going to do the Letcher method or end up in jail. They aren’t cops at all. They can’t arrest him lol
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@existentialmeat @FoundYoBitchAss Imm use it just for shit like this cuz it annoys me when people do that it’s the internet and you’re still too scared to hear a comeback? Well imma get mines lol
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If you’re one of those people that comment and immediately block just know you’re a coward and no one likes you 🤗 Zalt216 I’m talking to you today
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@Amakundi001 @Dfwheem Shove it up your butt unwrapped and it will blend in.
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@softminus This right here, folks, is an example of someone who's living in their own delusional bubble with no sense of humor. I know this instructor and will forward this to him so he can laugh at how stupid some people are and how triggered they are by his attempt to have some fun.
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counterexample: the instructor pilot in the PUT THE NOSE ON HIM AND KILL HIM video shows that humans are in fact very much capable of wanting to kill something so badly that it is ecstatically overwhelming
Lucid™@cammakingminds
I love this qualia so much because there is no human parallel. Imagine wanting to kill something so badly that it's ecstatically overwhelming. You can't. It's like trying to imagine what a mantis shrimp sees.
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@TrillyxWonka Idk but Billy used to scare the absolute shit out of me as a child.
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Tell me why Lil Uzi Vert kinda looks like Billy from Hocus Pocus?? 💀😭
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Hiring an old escort to be my mom on mother's Day so my girl doesn't think I'm motherless
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@Ac7ionMann @FlowNosaj @travisbarker He’s called you a cheese dick in 93% of his streams according to grok
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@FlowNosaj Hey @travisbarker big life long fan here.
Not trying to judge your parenting too much but I definitely would re evaluate this my brother.
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Uhhh Travis what the FUCK kind of parenting is this shit?
You want her to be a single mother by 21?
I thought this was AI holy fuck I’m going to throw up.
Clipalot@clipalottt
No way ALABAMA BARKER was caught CHEATING on NEON a day after he spent $40,000 on a BIRKIN for her 🥺💔
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@hoshizorarock I looked at one similar to these, couldn’t tell you what the brand was, and I wanted it but I am too tall for it to be comfortable to drive.
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So I accidentally saved mosquito larvae cause I thought they were baby dragonflies and now I don’t have the heart to get rid of them😩
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@ihyomeo And she steals a lot of your cooler shit at the end of the movie
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This is where I get all my rw news now. Nowhere else.
draco@beenvril
People cant stop talking about the anti zionist rizz party 🥳🔥
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