Billy Tibbetts

Be careful of the black ice out there guys. I was on my way to pick up little Johnny from kinda gahden, hit a patch of black ice… ended up at the likka sto #fuckyes Too bad I’m a certified beeh sippa #millerlite #fuckmykid

Top 5 numbers of beers #millerlite 1. 10-12 beers 2. 15-20 beers 3. 8-10 beers 4. 2 beers (IPA 6+ abv) 5. 6 beers NR. 0 beers Lesson learned: Don’t be a pussy drink a few beers #perfectlist #letBillyrankagain

Reads like a children’s book #chiggaalert

United States of fucking America 🦅🇺🇸

@lickmysack67 Saw you in a commercial

Thanks for the shout out #UFCWhiteHouse. Also, MICHELLE OMBAMA IS A MAN.

Stick two of these silver bullets up my ass and call it a night #businessclass #Chama #IPA #UFCWhiteHouse

@lickmysack67 Guys a fuckin rookie one hand pulling her by the hair and one hand grabbin the beava, everybody knows the rules #doitlikeTibbets

Had to help a brotha out last night. Hand placement isn’t his strong suit. #seniortrip

@lickmysack67 What do you think his penis looks like???

Sounds like a sexy name and then that tub of lard walks out. #nuke

Yeah the city in going up in flames tonight, 30+ casualties incoming from Manhattan #fucknewyork

Ole Billy wacked it around today on the home course. Not sure if Billy will ever break 80. Thanks @lickmysack67 for the tips today. #doublebogey #8ball

Yeah can we just fast forward to Patriots season. Fuck summer da I can’t wait 97 more days #needbag

How much of a douchebag move is it to wear letters to my home gym? #ferda #fahg #douchebag #DTD

Went to the Sox game last night. Idk if people know this, but my paesano Vinny said Roman fucked up his fingah when he was fingah blastin John Henry’s daughtah in the beavah. John Henry’s a cuck and Roman’s a pussy. Fuck this organization. #selltheteam #johnhenryisaCUCK

I’m off this “breaking news” posts Look I’m stoked about it But grass is green, the sky is blue, and AI is gonna take all our jobs What’s new? #breakingmyassinhalf

Idk what’s gayer, me watching the Champions League Final or this new Madden cover. #gaylebwilliams What the fucking fuck is happening on planet Earth 🌎 #gaythenation #makeeveryonegay

@lickmysack67 I’d rather my wife blow my brains out with a shotgun

SGA son or #maddiekowalski daughter

"You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile! And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert!" — Peta Griffin #twin

@lickmysack67 Fahg

Yeah, you got it bro #touse #shrink

I think my girlfriend sticks her AirPods up her poop shoot. How do I tell her that they’re meant for her ears and not her shitter hole? #sillygirl #poopshoot

@lickmysack67 Shhh when’s my time to shine. I’d be in the bar reenacting a 90s porno. Fuck outta here. Let’s Tibbetts take care of it #pussy #putitinherfartbox #beevah

Currently at the bar with my girlfriend and my girlfriend’s mom and just saw my ex walk in with her mom. What’s the play here? #cooked #whosgotbag

They/them clearly didn’t get hazed enough. Send those fuckers over to Delt, and Big Papi n’ I will whip em into shape #ew #gay