Sackajewea

@fitted2tuff Domestic only #MERICA

United States of fucking America 🦅🇺🇸

Thanks for the shout out #UFCWhiteHouse. Also, MICHELLE OMBAMA IS A MAN.

Had to help a brotha out last night. Hand placement isn’t his strong suit. #seniortrip

Update on #maddiekowalski. On family vacation and saw her at the lobby bar doing pushups for a line of powder. At least she doesn’t have a womp tank up her cooter and she has moved onto self improvement. #plug

@fitted2tuff All I gotta say is he definitely loves meatball subing his boys

@lickmysack67 What do you think his penis looks like???

Sounds like a sexy name and then that tub of lard walks out. #nuke

@fitted2tuff I hope the old lady gave you some good treatment after this round. You deserve it.

Ole Billy wacked it around today on the home course. Not sure if Billy will ever break 80. Thanks @lickmysack67 for the tips today. #doublebogey #8ball

@fitted2tuff I heard that him and Jared McCain get their nails done together

Idk what’s gayer, me watching the Champions League Final or this new Madden cover. #gaylebwilliams What the fucking fuck is happening on planet Earth 🌎 #gaythenation #makeeveryonegay

SGA son or #maddiekowalski daughter

@fitted2tuff That thing must be a generational dumper

I think my girlfriend sticks her AirPods up her poop shoot. How do I tell her that they’re meant for her ears and not her shitter hole? #sillygirl #poopshoot

Yeah, you got it bro #touse #shrink

@suckit4tha1time Just took a honey packet. Go big or go home. I’ll keep you updated

@lickmysack67 only win i see from this situation is bangin all 4 whores at the same time. blue chew and beehs neva did me wrong

Currently at the bar with my girlfriend and my girlfriend’s mom and just saw my ex walk in with her mom. What’s the play here? #cooked #whosgotbag

@HammondCheddar Your buddy is going places

My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND

Did bag, blacked out, 0 chicks talked too, texted my ex again, all on a Wednesday night. Not proud of it, man enough to say it. #allheart

What retard thinks to make this #shrink #lgbtq #nukethisgen

Yeah i’ve seen enough, gay son in 4 #wtf #thisgensucks #maddiekowalski

@fitted2tuff Brings a tear to my eye. Let’s rip a bump off her

Katie Sigmond is fucking back Otw to bust a nut on my roommates pillow #popatit #goon

@fitted2tuff Just broke the record for most amount of bumps in a night. Thank you Bam

@lickmysack67 I’m doing 83 bumps tonight in honor of bam, Sack

Saw Bam drop 83 points and it inspired me to text my ex last night at the bar. Anything can happen in March. Welcome to fucking March. #hangxiety #needbag

@MrBillAdams_ Win, dance, repeat mothafucka

@lickmysack67 March fucking madness Sackajewea, let’s dance