Joe Lean

@ReichlinMelnick @goms_69 relatable

“On multiple occasions” Kash Patel has reportedly gotten so drunk that the FBI couldn’t wake him, and at least once considered smashing down his front door to make sure he was still alive, according to this new story.

@OhioTate @StooliesClub @goms_69 relatable

Intermission “I smoke one cigarette a year” This is Mintzy’s second cigarette of the day

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@Mike_kim714 @Joshimpressions @Titleist @goms_69 we can only hope

@TeaGuyTom @theburntpeanut @Enardoz At least give him Lucas #lucashivestandup

@fookneej @theburntpeanut @Enardoz I would pay money to see Enardo play on a high pop vanilla fresh wipe without a zerg or Omrilol.

Really having a hoot of a time on @theburntpeanut's server. It's been a real change of pace from just constantly defending online raids in a tea farm while losing my mind as a solo on vanilla servers. It dawned on me playing on this server that we all never really get together and just played Rust for the hell of it. The only time we ever truly play on the same server is if $100,000 is on the line. Which means there's a win condition. Which then completely fucks up the chaotic directionless nature of the game. Getting to run around with Mr. Peanut and the likes as they just enjoy the game has been an absolute treat. While also being able to stream since we don't have to deal with old johnny attention seeker screaming slurs every hour ruining the wipe. So with all that said, I think it would be really cool to invite all of the regular vanilla weekly playing pros for one week of normal Rust. Normal vanilla map. Normal BP wipe. No Rules. Just Rust. Keep all the Rust-curious Twitch streamers on the server, but invite vanilla regulars like A1den, Frost, Spoon, Oilrats, Alone in Tokyo, Blooprint, hJune, Kickz, Lucky Llama, ect... to just come play. People who can play the game and not just make content. There will be no admin, no hand holding, and a gentleman's agreement to not screen peak on each others streams. Just playing Rust for the love of the game. Getting offlined. TC griefing. Door camping. Deeping. Tripled from across the map with the only item you need to continue. Then running away from a fight with the loot you need. Just the whole ugly beautiful mess a live Rust server has to offer. Getting to showing an audience how crazy, fun, unique, and ruthless a vanilla server can be. In the past 5 years I've played in so many tournaments and events but none of them ever really captured that vanilla Rust experience. This has come close. Mainly because you can't get enough pop of stream-ready humans to make a white listed server feel alive. I think with this much momentum behind the game right now, it might be the perfect opportunity to just run a trial week and see what happens. Regardless, it's really awesome to see so many of my favorite streamers getting on Rust and raiding, looting, and Tea Farming. It's a been a real pleasure and I'm stoked to see what's next. Alright. Back to defending a Tea Farm on a random server somewhere. 1 love. GGs. Tea is Life. ☕

@GeeordaniBot @LechonJamez @goms_69 lol

Wow reports that John Summit NAKED and JERKING IT at Dolab last night?!

@TMobilePark @goms_69 wut

You have to see it to believe it 👀 Head on up to Section 314 to snag a photo with the newest addition to the ballpark... Humongous Humpy!

Puerto Robiñho mundos

@BarstoolBigCat @goms_69 wtf is this shit hahahah

Oh no. You can’t mess up Ichiro’s bat

@bigcontentguy @goms_69 lol

bryson and his caddie studying their greens book like the Quran and doing equations to read putts to the exact inch and then you have ted scott telling scottie “hey just hit it at that fuckin shadow”

@reedt4723 @TBob53 @goms_69

I just got recognized out in public. What the fuck. The guy was on a skateboard seemed like a chiller. Need to talk to Kb about this

@ZoeAdriel @LechonJamez this is a fun follow

A small painting every dodger game. Best poutine I’ve had was from Costco. I would love to try the poutine at Rogers Centre though.

@hannahcmontoya @mireshpatel @nickturani Handsome

NICK TURANI 🍜 MICROPOD @nickturani

@papiwontmiss @LechonJamez @goms_69 this is my life

Took my dad to out for his birthday and sent him home to my Mom in an Uber.

@StooliesClub Send cheah and him to dinner once a week please

The last guy before Reed that was cutting clips with me on Viva was Zac…

@reedt4723 @W_B_Rick @BarstoolBigCat @goms_69 fuck Andrew let’s hit these guys up when we in Chicago

Me and my roommate Pete aboutta eat these burritos while watching ourselves as the thumbnail for today’s Yak. Life’s truly fucking crazy man @BarstoolBigCat

@goms_69 @BarstoolBigCat @DonnieDoesWorld I have no idea but anyone who makes KB cackle like that deserves a job immediately

@BarstoolBigCat @DonnieDoesWorld @fookneej I didn’t get to this part but I gotta go back lmao who the fuck is reed

Reed is unreal

@CarlsBeef @StooliesClub @chisoxbarstool @goms_69 me at crossed

This needs to be framed @chisoxbarstool

@Quesly2 Did you say it was gayness in the anus?

People got really mad at me for saying how I felt about this spot last time