magical mama

I just don’t trust this tree. It’s just so shady. 😎😎😎

Ty!!!!!!!

Let’s GOOOOOO Kadyn!!!!!!

@Ri_S_OB That was the night I met @Teaguefootball and Miss Consuela in person! Also- pretty incredible game to boot!

Alabama has played in a lot of exciting games….but at the end of the day the feeling of this game is still what I’m chasing every single gameday

@dana4bama Oh the Michigan snow birds love to come down to visit our riviera.

There are worse things than drinking a banana split bushwhacker at the Flora-Bama and singing Dixieland Delight (not done right). I think we ran off the Michigan people to my right with the first F Auburn. 😂😂😂😂 #AndLSU #AndTennesseeToo

@CourtAnne1225 @BamaLife4Ever Never.

Hahahahaha… no

@KathleenWinche3 The first 3 numbers are the state you lived in when you applied for a social security number. Lots of us didn’t get one at birth.

@Coach_BHaines Awwwwwww. He’s that special kind of dumb that doesn’t know he’s dumb. Bless his heart.

That’s all it took to break your entire fanbase? Wow.. maybe I should’ve just said “Boo”. No apologies, no compliments. Grow up folks. He had a bad take and I said the painful truth. Bounce back better. #GoIU #NoCompliments

@mattvanswol You need to research cabbage patch kids. 1980’s. Getting your hands on one was a small miracle. Grown adults got into brawls over them to buy them for Christmas.

The most radicalizing content on the internet is old footage of Americans shopping in stores 25 years ago. It's calm, quiet, civil, no fighting, no screaming, no phones, it's not overly crowded. You can't quite describe it, but you miss it so deeply.

@FBGreatMoments @zyylashaee IS a badass. IS.

Nick Saban was a badass 💯

@omgsidewalks Say yes to invitations more than you say no. Call friends that you haven’t spoken to in a while.

I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.

@Irbransmom01 Nobody would believe it.

@funny_layde I’ve always said we needed a reality show 🤣🤣

TLC has some truly screwed up people on there. Makes me wonder why they haven’t turned up at our door yet?

@TheHappyPriest I was cleaning out my flower beds and found one and i put him right back!!

Overseen on Reddit

Nate Oats bringing in two 6’10 transfers

Big Al and Big Alice, obv. #RollTide

@CourtAnne1225 Almost as funny as Mobile’s new transit system being referred to as the SLUT

Is this a real headline in local news? Yes. Yes it is

@Irbransmom01 It will be amazing to get a diagnosis.

Anybody know anything about Cushings? Noah’s endocrinologist says he has every symptom of it and is doing tests. What if all this has been physical all along?

Ngl, i thought Neville would be bigger than my small high school gym.

@Luxapallila You are blessed.

@funny_layde After 26 years, I am not

I’m in Auburn. 🤢

@erickmiles I need a hazmat shower

@funny_layde Thoughts and prayers🥺😢🙏🏾don’t let the stench get on you friend.