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@JcRivera Bruh. 😔

@TheWienerCircle @portilloshotdog Sounds like you all got BEEF! Hear me out, the “Better than Portillos Italian Beef” made by Wiener Circle or the “Anti-Corporate Beef” or the “Sell Out Beef”.

Merry Fucking Christmas to all, including the radically unfunny scum ⁦@portilloshotdog⁩, who plagiarized our electronic music and Bears promotions. 2025 has been an amazing year, our sales are up 4.3 percent, which means you are all 4.3 percent richer in wieners and buns

Most exciting announcement today. The iPhone Bumper is back! #iPhone17Air #bumper

@samsheffer Maybe you’ll believe @Reuters or @netanyahu? Just because it doesn’t fit your narrative doesn’t mean it’s propaganda. For having worked in so many online publications one would think you wouldn’t be so quick to spread misinformation. reuters.com/world/middle-e…

@samsheffer There is a convicted felon, white supremacist, and rapist that is in the White House and you’re worried about what the mother of the mayoral candidate is doing on the internet? Get a fucking grip dude.

this google doc going around today is an old petition to ban israeli actress gal gadot from the oscars signed by mira nair, mamdani's mother docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… check it out for yourself before it's gone

@local_hotdog @blagojevism Never forget.

Chicago’s Jesuit Town is one of the city’s more infamous high-crime neighborhoods. If you find yourself approached by any cassocked individual north of Devon, keep all sensitive correspondence, diplomatic papers, and jewels close to your person. Do not engage in conversation.

WOW! What a Soto Photo! He's Juaaaanerfuuuulllllll! Marvelouuuus!

BALLGAME OVER! AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES OVER! YANKEES WIN! THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN! The Yankees are going NUTS on the field! It's a group hug!

Chicago always wins with @TheWienerCircle

@austinkleon couldn’t quite read the title but definitely recognized the cover! Cool to see this on sale at a dope coffee shop/book store in Wroclaw, Poland. #steallikeanartist

@bobbybaklava What an awful thing to wish on somebody. #3rdGrade

Hellas are back in the @Olympics for the first time since 2008! 🇬🇷 How far can they go in #Paris2024? #FIBAOQT

An important #FathersDay message from me…WEAR A HELMET ! This week I had a bad accident while riding my bike in CT. I'm doing ok and I’m thankful for all the doctors, nurses and staff at @LMHospital who looked after me but most thankful for my helmet that saved my life. Be Safe

@MKBHD Siri will become the most popular Ai phone assistant.

Nothing beats passionate Greek commentary! Even if your grasp of the Greek language isn’t the best, it’s worth listening to this clip of the winning goal. #OLYFIO | #UECL | #OlympiacosFC 🔴⚪️ twitter.com/Karafloburner/…

Party time in Athens. Incredible. The Conference League is great because it gives us scenes like this

@samsheffer I was 18, but I still use this almost daily!

my biggest flex is being 12 and making an eBay account that i still use today

@kirawontmiss Mine were!

i don’t know a single person who had their student loans cancelled