Hamish Mitchell
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Hamish Mitchell
@Hmitchell
Living the dream in South Africa • Golf • Rugby • Photography 🇨🇦 🇿🇦
South Africa انضم Aralık 2018
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I sense sarcasm. 😂
Hamish Mitchell@Hmitchell
Parents who let their kids run around screaming in restaurants are the best.
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🎵 itty bitty titties and a bob 💃
🎵 itty bitty titties and a bob 💃
🎵 itty bitty titties and a bob 💃
Hamish Mitchell@Hmitchell
@illicitpoast Would
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@SteveGuest You can tell what they were thinking by the Freudian slip
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How did this make it through approvals!?!?!?
WHAT IS THE DNC THINKING?
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Does it come with a handy and breakfast in the morning?
New York Post@nypost
NYC steakhouse rolls out an ultra-decadent hot cocoa cocktail loaded with booze - for a whopping $1K trib.al/qi7xVno
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Perry is protesting the woke algorithm
Pericles@PerryALPHA
Instagram is using AI to try to turn me into a homosexual and the government isn't doing anything to stop them
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Hamish Mitchell أُعيد تغريده
@JohnConnor_US @unusual_whales And OnlyFans is about 25% of this place, so it makes sense.
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@Hmitchell @unusual_whales He should. He could corner the electric car/robot/ai/space travel/gooning market
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Elon Musk said Tesla and SpaceX will team up to build a massive new chip factory in Austin, Texas
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@JohnConnor_US @unusual_whales It wouldn’t surprise me if he buys OnlyFans.
Pop Base@PopBase
Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, has died at the age of 43.
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@unusual_whales Elon Musk said Tesla and SpaceX will team up to fleece retail investors
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“I’m sorry we debanked half of the global financial system, it was a spam detection algorithm by grok that made some mistakes” -Nikita Bier, 2037
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
Elon Musk says X could become half of the global financial system if done right.
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@shimmyloco @User_6788 I think we need to protect him from this one. She breaking the crazy chart.
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@Hmitchell Why is @User_6788 always in the wrong place at the wrong time
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Parents who let their kids run around screaming in restaurants are the best.
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@TKFreeman3 It’s getting bad over here. It’s like parents think restaurants are day cares where the kids can do whatever they want while they day drink.
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@Hmitchell When I was little and acted out in a restaurant, my father took my outside, spanked my ass, then made me wait in the car until they all finished eating. That only happened once.
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@Hmitchell My parents would have slapped the shit out of me and locked me in the car if I acted like that in public…
GIF
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@shimmyloco Did we ever find out if she fucked that guy that was too shitfaced to drive home?
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