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Two things can be true at once: Iran is a bad actor and terrorist state that needs to be dealt with but we also need competent people in charge to deal with it and completely destroy them and unfortunately, this administration isn't that.

@RepGusBilirakis You are proving just how stupid politicians are.

The momentum to finally “ditch the switch” is growing. Last week, the House Energy and Commerce Committee advanced my provision to make Daylight Saving Time permanent year-round, moving this commonsense reform one step closer to becoming law. Americans are tired of the disruptive and outdated twice-yearly clock change, and it’s time Congress acts. Permanent Daylight Saving Time would provide brighter evenings, promote outdoor activity, support local businesses and tourism, and help families avoid the unnecessary disruption caused by changing the clocks twice every year. Floridians have led the charge on this issue for years, and I’m proud to continue fighting to end the biannual clock change once and for all. msn.com/en-us/news/pol…

Look at which people in Washington DC have sons who have been given equity stakes in prediction markets and you'll understand why the federal government suddenly cares if states try to ban prediction markets

@GeoJones She's still hot though.

It seems unnecessarily cruel to say this, but...... your supposed "friends" actually forgot you long ago. Now even your deeply cherished "enemies" are forgetting you too. Obvs you are going to try to continue conning people - it's what you do - but good luck with that. 🤷‍♀️ (5/5)

Episode #2008. This is a big one. 🥁🥁🥁 HAPPY BELATED ANNIVERSARY, Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah . She was removed from any involvement from Florida's covid dashboard on May 4, 2020. (Not because they were covering anything up. Because she was f*cking around with (1/5)

@podiatristdon Life is good when two hot chicks begin fighting.

Hahahahahahahahaha Larry Loomer in shambles!

@tabithaConnoll7 @MajorDst @FINALLEVEL @Network_Guy8 Ok! Let's go find a place where you can run me over.

@MajorDst @FINALLEVEL @Network_Guy8 @User_6788 am i crazy enough yet😂

@FINALLEVEL Rolling out the new comment policy. @Network_Guy8 does not fall within the parameters of entry. Thanks for setting a proper example Ice T!

@MajorDst @FINALLEVEL @Network_Guy8 It's ice cold t to be nice.

Positive Vibes Only!

@AsTheWorldBurnz Potato salad?

You already know what I’m going to say

Ex Taliban commander pleads guilty NYC. You won’t see this on the MSM news but that was the Ambush that KIA my brothers and interpreter. June 26th 2008. Please share this. Our brothers died in this ambush. Joey still lives with the aftermath every day.

@janefkndoe Hell yeah!

@Hpgabagool @jpodhoretz I said nothing inaccurate.

@User_6788 @jpodhoretz

I can’t believe Taylor Lorenz is real. It’s like she’s a construct of the Babylon Bee.

@AlphaFemale7519 She's still hot though.

Give Taylor a follow. She is a good sport and she is what we need more of around here.

@damintoell Why didn't the dog save her??!

When the elegance is ferocious

Using your standard AI prompt to defend yourself from charges of using AI like this is hilarious “surgical clarity and ferocious elegance” lmfaooo I’m dying

@VanessaNewyorkr @Network_Guy8 @MajorDst @GreenFrogLabs @BigAppleBagels @chompiesaz @panerabread Doesn't look like it. I think it's easier for you to tell if she blocked you.

From The Request Line: #TaylorLorenz started the LA vs. NYC bagel debate, then turned the comments off. #DepartmentOfDistraction has assumed jurisdiction. Here is our official report:

@Harriwxu3 @DangerousThinkg 🙏

Oh my miracle girl, you’ve come so far 🥹❤️‍🩹

@Network_Guy8 @MajorDst @VanessaNewyorkr @GreenFrogLabs @BigAppleBagels @chompiesaz @panerabread I'm sitting here infatuated.

@MajorDst @VanessaNewyorkr @GreenFrogLabs @BigAppleBagels @chompiesaz @panerabread What will @User_6788 do???

@BJWeinstein3 I have a utensil.

She prefers her bagel filled with cream

@VanessaNewyorkr She's still hot though.

@InfiniteOrb She's still hot though.

Deli: *nuts on a bagel* Taylor Lorenz:

@iowahawkblog She's still hot though.

Does that shit really say “tech journalist”