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@SimpPolice911 2026 Male:wanna get waxed? Female:yeah but ma grandma swallowed a razor need $2k urgently.

Man- I'm sexually attracted to you Woman- I'm sexually attracted to you too.... but, my rent is due, I need to make my hair, l've not eaten since last week, I need a new bag, I need new clothes and I need money for maintenance.

Having sex in the 90s Man- I'm sexually attracted to you Woman- me too Man- let's fuck Woman- yes Having sex in 2026:

@njueNijue @georgediano 😁and overated

@georgediano This level of stupidity needs to be studied at University of Nairobi. You’d be tempted you’re running mad being led to believe you actually give a fuck. Having tasted premium senyes pale Lavington I can confirm there’s nothing premium but wrapping. Senye ya RINGI iko tu sawa FYI

Kenyan celebrities sometimes are mentally malnourished. They date in private, supply each other with electricity without an iota of blackouts. Then when they separate, they come to the public to announce their separation & tell Kenyans to respect their privacy. Kiino sana!!

@Kaikainaipaa @georgediano Politicians should serve the civilians too but in a crooked regime it's the opposite.

@georgediano He is a great civil servant not a politician

Unpopular opinion: Kenya's presidency is about numbers, aura and charisma. Maraga lacks ALL of them.

@SomoinaKapeen @georgediano Mnataka mwenye aningia SH kinyumanyume kama kwa shrine?

@georgediano Facts

@georgediano Oh! So guyz are still in for anyone who gives them dopamine/adrenaline rush in the name of charisma topped with fake promises and sobbing in public/churches with a criminal record at that?

Kumbe the loans beggar was only invited for the outside garden photo session only! During the main meeting, he was at the holding area protruding teeth to the secretaries and Trump's security agents!

@Imonaar SpaceX is more than a rocket company;it's a collection of businesses like starlink,AI(grok)and X....

I need finance bros to explain that spaceX IPO in detail. Where is the asset base to warrant such a valuation?

@Nexttoyou_fm What's the litmus for God fearing?

I truly wanna be a WIFE BUT i wanna be a genuinely happy wife. A submissive wife. A loving wife. A peaceful wife. A secure wife. A comfortable and safe wife to a honorable, ambitious, hardworking, LOYAL, loving, romantic, funny, spontaneous God fearing husband.

@Masika_039 acha wewe mi niliwai ishi kwa ceptic while construction was going on😁

@hoogdee Hapo ni kwangu unaita stage ya nduthi bois..😉

Ndio kufika my multimillion retirement Bungalow I built with my own money.

@RichkiddWizzy Huh!TBroads out here still thinking we want to keep them as souvenirs....that feeling of conquering them dissipated eons of years ago.

Poor women with expensive tastes alooo?

@ahmednasirlaw At least he's doing something about the ills in the society unlike you the ineffectual one...

Residents of Nairobi are 100% with Governor Sonko. And we authorise him to deal with this mca properly and without mercy.

@georgediano The breaking of this pattern is not a one time thing. I noticed it since kindergarten and I'm still at war.....trying to wake the rest is no mean feat.

As a man, after you cross 30, sit down and study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the men before you. Look at what destroyed them. Your father, his brothers, your uncles, older cousins etc... is it booze, is it gambling, is it women, is it recklessly siring everywhere, is it poor financial decisions, did they struggle with deep anger issues, domestic terrorists, did they practice witchcraft and all that. Sit down and study those patterns,, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles. Remember some of these things are normal vices. Look for a recurring or deep recognizable patterns that are plastered all over men in your family. What brought them down. Do you see a pattern? Now that! As Joshua Selman always says “As a man, number one thing that will help you live to your potential is knowing what can bring you down”. And you may not run away from your family tree. Refuse to be a victim of repeated patterns. Because they are there. Whether you know it or not. Whether you recognize them or you don’t. They exist. They didn’t have the knowledge and resources we now have. Honor your progeny. Break out of them. Be made of Gold.

@MaryK2022 We gotta prepare to live in the woods like Tarzan.

THE NEW WORLD ORDER IN A NUTSHELL It will colapse countries sovereignty Will build a world council to run the world They have segmented the world in administrative blocks They will move the populations to the smart cities. In Kenya the smart cities are the affordable housing. They will control the masses using mass surveillance. This will be achieved using the numerous data centres. They want to reduce the world pooulation to 500M. This they will achieve using vaccines and weather modification technologies. They will colapse the world religion to one using the fake coming of Jesus Israel will be the capital city or administrative centre of the NWO They will wipe out cash. Its easier to control the masses with money The biggest tech companies will move to Israel. They will be giving allowances to the masses, the allowances you get will be controlled on how you use it depending on how obidient you will be to the system. They are building the largest world dystopia Thats why Ruto is selling all key parastatals Thats why they want to tax all land The affordable houses will not be sold. They will be given to people whose lands have been taken YOU SHALL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY claus Shwab WEF Anthem

@Kamau266 Hakuna omena generic?

Sikuizi watu wanachinja izo makuku za grade alafu wanapaka some yellowish chemical stuff ikae appealing kama kienyeji.Uzuri skulangi izo vitu let me stick to omena.

$SRXH is getting spicy! 🌶️ Merger to $EMJX in the crosshairs. Flushing out flippers along the way. Already a solid retail base of LONG HOLDS loading up for 6+ months with conviction. Whales will join the party as we approach $1. LFG! 🚀🚀

@theshademajid @MorganBrandly5 Yeap👏👏

@MorganBrandly5 $srxh

$SRXH this setup just keeps getting cleaner

@TakuriOracle Should be.

I guess Its time to come clean.... As well as GME and a few others, I've been buying $SRXH for a while now. I'm not really in the know on whatever's happening with the #EMJX stuff or whatever all I know is I like the potential here from a Technical Analysis Standpoint. Today it broke its daily rectangular structure, Ichimoku is forming a katana like formation, bollingerbands widening for the first time in a while and closed above a local .382 that I've been watching closely. The hull suite is getting pretty busy here as well. This should be a fun one to watch. @Comedyorwat @UTGTrading @buythefukndip @byebyeshorters @BlobMarleyy @Carltheninja1 @variousred @Body52160080