iamrobmorrison

@TicketmasterUK @oasis I’m not a bot… I’m a 46 year old man tying to buy some tickets. I did everything right - was online early, logged in, joined a queue and waited. Kicked out at 8:55… Cheers….

What’s the story morning glory? Tickets for @oasis are on sale at 09:00 today right here >> bit.ly/4cCpcVG

@TonyW @elonmusk I’m hoping it’s not the venue in Watford…

@elonmusk I hope you mean this

Some chance fight happens in Colosseum

Unlucky for some…! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@lionsofficial @MNDoddie5 ❤️

We're devastated to hear of the passing of Doddie. A Scotland legend, his determination to raise awareness & help find a cure for MND epitomised his personality. Our thoughts are with his family, friends, all connected with Scottish Rugby and his charity @MNDoddie5 #RIPDoddie ❤️

@Scotlandteam ♥️

@NoContextBrits My mate looked like Tin Tin but he was dyslexic so we called him Nit Nit… #justbanter

What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard?

Competition Time! I have signed a replica British & Irish Lions 2021 jersey and will record a video message for a friend or family member of your choice. To Enter; 1 Follow @JasonLeonard114 2 Follow @FunBus114 3 Retweet this post Ends 7.11.22 at 23.59 Good Luck!

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder twitter.com/Todd_Spence/st…

@SpottieWiFi … is a @DancingSeahorse NFT

A NFT THAT GIVES U ACCESS TO A MUSIC FESTIVAL IS A ___________ NFT

@garyvee Nestle Clusters 🇬🇧

Favorite cereal of all time ?

Squid Game hopefully

Drives into petrol station. Drives to pump 4. Fills up car and checks it’s pump 4. Walks into petrol station to pay for pump 4. Thinks to self: It’s pump 4 It’s pump 4 It’s pump 4 It’s pump 4 It’s pump 4 It’s pump 4 Cashier: What pump number? Me:

@RaminNasibov Is it now considered a Warhol? #idiots

"Just Stop Oil"activists have thrown soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the National Gallery twitter.com/RaminNasibov/s…

On Tuesday the first @thisiswellstock x FONO event took place, with the brilliant @edsheeran playing an intimate, powerful one-off show in support of @GiveUsAShout at @UnionChapelUK. A once-in-a-lifetime experience that people will never forget. 📸 Zakary Walters & Mark Surridge

@CozomoMedici I’ve got pyjamas with that pattern…

The pale blue dot #QQL

Best drone cam ever

@PaddyWarburton @TanjaNicoleGee @hirst_official @HENI Yes, I am popping into HENI next week to pick up the frame.

@iamrobmorrison @TanjaNicoleGee @hirst_official @HENI Beautiful. Are you going to frame it and hang it?

Just saved this beautiful @hirst_official Currency tender from the fire. And it is 🔥 @HENI

@PaddyWarburton @TanjaNicoleGee @hirst_official @HENI I’m loving mine

@TanjaNicoleGee @hirst_official @HENI Textures look incredible

What a great 1st day at the Damien Hirst #TheCurrency Exhibition at Newport Street Gallery! 🖼️ The exhibition is open from 10am - 6pm, Tue - Sun until Oct 30th! Don't forget to stop by the Pharmacy café too! ☕️ 🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣 🔗newportstreetgallery.com/exhibition/the… #HENI @hirst_official

@eliistender10 Lost my mum 10 years ago today. The pain is still real 💜

For anyone else who knows this pain