me not you

@AMAZlNGNATURE my Bassetts did this too everytime the fire whistle went off. You could get them to do it if you faked it well enough.

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@melissavcomedy @TEDTalks just realized the connection to TED talks

@ThatEricAlper oh boy records

@c_lee018 Yeaaaah thats kinda the problem

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She was a damsel who conquered distress.

@blairsocci Get your mechanical bull and rib eating t shirts ready

@marcellacomedy @FrankieQuinones The internet is full of Creepers

Looks like im opening for THIS FOOL tomorrow at flappers in burbank get tickets asap flapperscomedy.com/shows/frankie-…

@ChrisAlanComedy white people in general

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@WillFedder I do not think america is to big for rail but if you expect Nebraska and Maryland to both agree on how why and who pays for massive projects like this puts the scope of the challeng into perspective. Governing a homogeneous population is very different than what we have

@WillFedder If you disagree with me you should be embarrassed is a unique take. understanding why countries have rail and how they were implemented will help you understand the challenges of land ownership capital investment and common will it takes for that to happen.

A country cannot be too big for rail. That does not make any sense. It is not something you should be willing to say without feeling embarrassed

Imagine filing taxes as a self-employed person who both rented and owned a home in 2022, and who transitioned from alien resident to US citizen in that very year.

@henrychocomedy if you can get within 3 hours of Pittsburgh I'll be there. I've been a fan for years and never gotten a chance to see you.

What cities should I get on the tour schedule? #HenryCho #HenryChoComedy #standupcomedy

@ThatEricAlper still listen to Hold On all the time

@Chaosxsilencer where are my GPX owners at???

Who owned the original Sony Walkman?

@TheBumblingBee_ are we talking about when I'll be out of debt???

Let’s pretend a bit

@StephTolev 😂😂😂

You couldn’t give me $10,000 to go to Coachella

@JanePitt That brings back so many memories of chafing

If the people angry about colorful boys' clothing at Target saw what teenage boys were wearing to Kennywood in the 80s, they'd lose their whole minds

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