Jack Lind

@IJasonAlexander Just started rewatching the show again. Every time I look forward to when Estelle and Jerry Stiller start appearing regularly! What a couple they were!❤️

@PeteFordWriter @donie Or FibBook?

@donie Shame. I was hoping for LySpace.

#BREAK Facebook's new company name is Meta It still has all the same problems it had this morning.

@DavidMillsDept @Markgatiss

@UberFacts It’s called a ‘humlebi’ in danish :)

The bumblebee was initially called the "humblebee"

A great resource about solicited versus unsolicited statistics by market from @katsudonburi Fellow mags - if you're missing from this list we'd all love to hear from you. katsudon.net/?p=6446

@chokoleshnik @qikipedia That's what they want you to believe... 😐

@qikipedia The females release their eggs, the males fertilise them and the adults die after spawning.The eggs hatch into larvae that float to the surface and drift back towards New Zealand. They may take about 17 months to arrive. Larvae then change into glass eels transparent juvenile eel

Despite almost a century of study, nobody has yet discovered how eels reproduce.

@Cruella1 #meto

Every time someone corrects my grammar, it makes me love them a little fewer.

Is it pasta?

@theAliceRoberts I think that hashtag is from a tweet, asking the question: Would you rather eat some corn or get a nasty virus? #CornOrAVirus

Very disappointed that #cornoravirus is trending. In so many ways.

@chetwill @RepSmucker It’s not easy being a sheep these days. The people they follow are all over the place!

So proud of @RepSmucker and his willingness to be a sheep for Trump...

@Rot5_bereit @Caring_Atheist @Cruella1 :)

The scariest bit in my house at Halloween..I tip my hat to you @AdrianEdmondson you truly are the master of horror! In this house "Terror" is and will always be a part of our orthodox Halloween dogma! (Also carrots double nicely as skeletons knobs)#explosivecarrots #bottomterror

We want your #flashfiction STORIES! Submit: flashfictionmagazine.com/submissions/

@mrnickharvey I've fixed that for you!

@KealanBurke In olden days people had such bad mouth hygiene, that all of their teeth had fallen out, except one! So they invented a thing to brush that teeth, cos it was essential for eating porridge. Which incidentally was the only type of food the had.

@dog_rates She rarely barks and isn’t much for fetching sticks, but I guess you can’t have everything. #WeirdDog

It’s finally #InternationalDogDay! To celebrate, please reply with a pic of your dog and help me create the greatest thread of all time ❤️

@joeclint @AJemaineClement You underestimate the American people, sir. "Florida sheriff warns residents not to shoot at Hurricane Irma: ‘You won’t make it turn around’"

What the hell.

@Konnie_Huq @charltonbrooker @BBCSounds Great episode! Looking forward to Shitstagram in the near future.

What with Edinburgh Festival and summer holiday mayhem forgot to say next episode of Switch Off is up with top guest @charltonbrooker #nepotism Listen, subscribe etc...bbc.in/2zdu82N @BBCSounds