Jack Mitchell®

@StretfordPaddck Not let ugarte, dalot and malacia anywhere near the pitch

🤔What would you have done differently yesterday if you were Carrick 👇 #MUFC

@DieHardUtdFans Obviously

Was this a Penalty ? x.com/6l8_media/stat…

@markgoldbridge What was the announcement then dip shit

Big announcement at half time today IYKYK

@Footballtweet @_lknighty your boys looked after himself.

It's INCREDIBLE the physical condition of Romario at the age of 60 years old. 🇧🇷 And don't even get me started on how good he is at foot-volley. 😮‍💨

@liberta___depre Is he watching the game with a captains armband on 🤣

Felipe Melo em seu Instagram: "Fogo nos racistas! Fogo nos racistas! É isso mesmo. A Mulher dele (do Prestianni) já deve tê-lo traído com um negão" 📽️ Reprodução

@MatchDCentral 🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING : Martin Ødegaard has opened the door to a summer exit after asking his agent to begin talks with Manchester United. The midfielder feels undervalued at Arsenal and is now ready to leave, with tensions reported between him and Mikel Arteta. Bayern Munich are keen, but his preference is to remain in the Premier League, making United his current priority over a move to the Bundesliga. (@topskillsportuk)

@Chappy151174 @SkyBet Not a chance

@SkyBet So skybet are trying to say they offered nearly £50k cash out in the 90th + minutes while he still needed a goal?

The best cash-out ever?! 🤯 Three 90+ minute winners and a last-gasp cash-out decision landed this fan almost £50,000, off a single £1 acca last night! 🙌

@StokeyyG2 Cucurellas a proper fanny

Pedro saw Adama coming at him and thought fuck that 😭😭😭😭x.com/media1420714/s…

@Cantonadevils Your drunk fella

Bring Rashford back, Bring Holjund and also bring back Onana. Rashford is better than Cunha. Holjund is better than Sesko. Onana is better than Lammens.

@WelBeast How have you wade this about United?

What is this comparison? Haven’t Manchester City achieved and surpassed everything that Manchester United fans used to brag about?

@chatswithem It’s winter you buffoon

2nd week with a forecast of zero sun to be seen Just blanket grey Every day This is not normal

@Euanker @primevideosport So your telling me there’s a chance?!

@primevideosport 1.4% chance you say?

Man Utd are responsible for five of the title-winning comebacks of 10+ points in the Premier League era 📈🤯🔙 Imagine 👀😅

@_lknighty All crisps aren’t what they used to be, same said for cereal. Salt and vinegar are the absolute 🐐 though

They don’t taste the same anymore. 😩

@Utdbeni Might be the fact we’re winning games

Players who are not getting playing time since Carrick took over are Zirkzee, Mount, Heaven, Yoro and Sesko, but because their names is not Kobbie Mainoo who is an academy product the media and journalists have stopped asking questions about why this or that player is on the bench. Noticing!

@mcfcHQ_ Snapdragon fall off his shirt?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 After years of suffering and patience, this Manchester United fan has successfully barbed his hair ✂️🔴 Fresh trim secured. Aura restored.

Hey @piersmorgan - do you still want a statue of Carrick outside the Emirates, you patronising fat slimy prick?

@SassyXtr Not even the biggest club in London ya divvy

690 million are Arsenal and Man Utd fans, the 2 biggest clubs in the world 500M are Arsenal fans 190 are Man Utd fans

@LFCDrewski Maybe Suarez 😂😂

Genuinely can’t think of a footballer that left Liverpool and went on to create an insane legacy, maybe Suarez

@alrightfans @TheWorldCup_Of Go on a pedalo with your mate @RowlandPepe

what is the gayest thing you can do without being gay? Incoming: @TheWorldCup_Of Gaylord Activites please submit qualifiers Pre-tournament fav: Shutting the fridge door with your hip

@Sir_jaay01 This guy exists

The only coach in the PL with 100% win record and 0 goals conceded. My master tactician.