Mojay

Ndio nimerealize ni ngumu sana to marry your agemate,classmates wangu sikuhizi wamekuwa wamama bana,ile beauty yao ya first year iliisha kama pesa ya Kairo🤣

My guy has been trying to sell his moti before the bank auctions it. So, kuna client wamekuja, viewed the car and asked to do a road test. Hivo ndio wameenda kama wamaengia storage yard and it hit us they are auctioneers, I have never felt so defeated in my life.

Trusting a girl that left another guy for you is crazy bro lol

Kukosa pesa- shida ni Ruto kukosa akili- shida ni wazazi kukosa kura- shida ni wewe kukosa kupigia Maraga kura- wewe ndio Ruto.

@RobertAlai Everyone would rather care about nduthi guys instead of you!!!

I wanted to go visit my friend Senator Osotsi in hospital. The Lind Mwananchi gang refused me access. Why are these people using the unfortunate incident to further political careers?

@zimearrest Bro niliona ukona iphone 17, si uuze tu walai ama uingie forex kama onyango tate

Leo kitu amenitumia ni please call me 😭😭…but i understand him wacha nianze kutembea saa hii nifike cbd by saa tano niingie shule nifanye exam, Alafu nianze safari ya kurudi.

Things that destroy men: • LUST • GLUTTONY • GREED

@LlewellynOuya Unakuanga fala sana bois

Ulibet juzi, Arsenal GG or OV25 ikaisha 1-0.. ukabet jana Barca kichwa wakapigwa na Atleti.. mwingine aliweka ov25 jana zikauma nje.. When will you learn? Unless you are the Government, Bookmaker, Gambling Site or you sell "sure" odds.. hutawahi benefit from gambling.. you are just financing these other guys. Na ata heri hawa wakubet games.. watu wa aviator sijui mtasaidika aje.. jana comrade amenililia ati ako depressed because of losing money in aviator. Yaani billionaire Karauri can't even risk 1 million kwa hiyo aviator.. inabdii afanye kazi lakini wewe hiyo mia mbili yako ndio unataka kutoka block nayo? Wengine watasema ni wivu.. wivu ya nini sasa na out of 20 bets unakula kamoja.. ukikula unapost screenshots kila mahali lakini hizo zenye unakuliwa huwezi tuonyesha. Why don't you be honest with yourself. Yaani unafanya kazi, unamake doh.. badala ujisaidie unapelekea muhindi yote!

@MikeSonko This is ODM attire. We are not fools😂

HAPO AWALI. Hii si ODM attire, ni outfit ya mazoezi. Unapotembea kwa fresh air, tunavuta oxygen safi inafungua lungs, brain na roho, unajiskia better zaidi. Let’s stay focused on what matters: discipline, consistency, and good health. 💪Have a blessed day. 🙏

@tekinsaeko @digarteta @Kivutss "Mimi ni rafiki tu" kasia wewe 😂

@digarteta @Kivutss Poleni sana… Mimi ni Rafiki tu

I have a fixed deposit account with sidian, jokingly checked if I have a loan limit , it’s 70 large !!!!😭😭😭 wanakubalisha random 20 year olds wakope that much, why ?😭😭

How are our clients saving millions when importing? Simple — they’ve stopped buying through layers. Here’s how to purchase with us: 1. Enquiry Tell us the exact unit you want — spec, budget, preferences. 2. Transparent quote We give you a full breakdown in Yen — no hidden margins, no inflated pricing. 3. Agreement We sign a formal agency agreement. Our commission is fixed and paid upfront — no games. 4. Payment • You pay CIF directly to Japan • You pay taxes directly to KRA We don’t sit on your money. --- Where do the savings come from? • No middlemen margins • No USD exchange losses • No inflated local pricing That’s where people lose millions. --- Same car. Same market. Different structure. --- If you understand this, you never overpay again. WhatsApp 0716 770 077 #kaiandkarodelivers #DirectImportation #ExJapan #CarImportKenya

Nobody got rich off sports betting

@DantizerCFC Alkmaar itashuka na wewe 😂

Mnipee honest views hapa please. Hizi team zinanipea wasiwasi kabisaa.

@_MtuTano Kazi ni kuzungusha kinywero kwa gym ya bunge, failure that one

Incompetence at its best. Appointment based on body structure instead of merit. How it started. Vs. How it's going

@Kenyans Tell him to order the demolition of Weston Hotel which is built on public land.

@VibewithFiz @stats_feed Wtf 😅😅

@stats_feed 😅

Men whose index fingers are shorter than their ring fingers may have longer penises

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@zimearrest Mbwa kasia wewe 😂. Follow back

No one knows me kwa hii app hata mseme nini shauri yenu mjidishi nauko.

Introverts are sex addicts, and heavy masturbàtors.

@VinnMwangi @WashiraX 😃

@jaymsy_jay @WashiraX Glad I made your day 👊🏾😅

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust. KRA audited the county. And found the county was collecting serious money from: - Parking fees - Business licenses - Market fees - Renting stalls - Renting stadia - And other county fees Then KRA asked: - Where is our VAT? - If you charge 10,000 for stalls - You should have added 16% VAT So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600 And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA. But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said: - No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers. It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo. He ran to court. He argued: - The county is not a business entity. - It is a government unit performing public functions - It does not operate for profit - The county fees charged are already a form of tax - Charging VAT on them is double taxation - It is illegal The court agreed. And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside. This is a big precedent. It means: - County services should not be inflated by VAT. - Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.