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This is where i will be when arteta takes pep job at city and fabregas takes arsenal Head coach job all in one season.

@kichwa_ Siku hizi wee ni kama donda unataka kuconfirm kila kitu

Nani ako Al capone sahiii,???nataka ku confirm kitu ni urgent 😭😭😭

@johnmachariax @WilliamsRuto Alieka msifinye akose nguvu yakuskiza ground

@WilliamsRuto What about the 13 kenyans who died yesterday in a road accident? Any pole for them?

Deeply saddened by the passing of Ol Kalou Member of Parliament, Hon David Njuguna Kiaraho. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and the people of Ol Kalou during this difficult period. Hon Kiaraho was a humble, steadfast, and visionary leader, whose commitment to serving his constituents made him a pillar of his community. He will be remembered for his outstanding contribution to the education sector and for his distinguished service in the National Assembly. His life stands as an inspiration to leaders of this generation to rise above political rivalry and remain focused on service and the core issues that matter to the people. May his “Kazi Kwanza, Siasa Baadaye” legacy endure. Rest in peace, Mheshimiwa.

@borriellogram Akiapishwa ama gani

Pleaseeeee, mtu anatumia vida ya Oscar Sudi akiongea Kizungu

@alexmwanzo Nimeelewa rubani sasa, wewe ni makanika

Wait 50x100 is feet not Meters?

@Fay254_ @Rav_KE Hakuna bet yako inaverify pale bookie sijui kwa nini ndugu

@Rav_KE Kesho innit 🥳

Kazi safii🥳🥳🥳 sijui nipaste ama nifanye nini

Craving pilau, biryani, samaki ya osumo, kienyeji chicken na managu🥲

@_njengahillary @omwanba_ Hello @SamsungKE huyu jamaa anadoubt your products

@omwanba_ Wa kazi gani?

Ndio nimemaliza kufua, hio kazi sio rahisi ata kidogo, mlisema washing machine ni ngapi?

@Kieni_vic Ata macmuga akutesaa hivi

Nikiweza pata hiyo 2.9M fom a single payout natumia mamangu 1M alafu natumia dem yangu chwani apate za kulipa nduthi akienda kwa side dude wake hizo zingine nabook flight mpaka Zulu land nakaa huko 1 month nikipiga umalaya. nikibakisha 2k na dandia malory za long distance hadi kenya nikifika napea caretaker hiyo 2k aniruhusu nikae hiyo 1 month nikitubi ukimwi nimetoa huko SA nikingoja kifo yangu sasa.

@Ian_San254 Since nijue odds nizakulamba muhindi wether i win or kuchoma nimeamua betslip haiingii odss za 1 ni 2 kupanda if i perish i perish

Kuna odds zingine ukipata hata wewe unajiambia “eh eh hapana, mhindi si mjinga hivi”🤣

@SafaricomPLC najaribu kulipa hapa kwa supermetro na system zimekataa . Conductor na hio kicha kubwa kazi yake nikuniambia 👇👇

@LlewellynOuya @iamjoseh_ Devidends gani at this time of the year

@iamjoseh_ Safiiii

Hiyo pesa unataka ku restore hii gari si you just save kwa sacco, invest in mmf, buy kplc shares, and other investment scheme you preach. Don't make a poor financial decision. Change or Perish

@shee_toosexxyyy Najua leo umepika amoebas hapo wanjiru

@KWEYUSNR Wenye mnauliza ni ya kazi gani, kam unataka urezo(mafi) mpaka 53rd floor, unatumia hii

First big boy purchase of the year , congratulations to Me. "Hita popa ,hita umelela , hita fika "

@Eddie_Mugoh Duckbilled platypus

Gun to your head name a Mammal.

@Keruboooo Naona ruto amemea

Mtaniita tukule hata jaba ama nijidishi?

@merrxie Tukishinda ligi lazima Josh Walton Kroenke aicheze hapo Emirates

That Bien and alikiba song Finale has been on repeat since midnight 😭another banging hit repeterepete

@Fay254_ Wewe mpaka saa hii ujajibu kuhusu hii code

What? Na Niko na #228k pale ndani 😳 Was told daily withdrawal limit was reached! I should withdraw #75k after every 24 hours 🤦 Eeeiiii aki ya Mungu nimeishaaa

You mean KRA can track the money my parents send me for upkeep but can't track the billions withdrawn from e-citizen?

@Fay254_ Mbona haiverify mzee

Huku Sportybet wanalipa hata before game iishe 😳😄🥳

@vybzmartell_ Namanga dem yako kwa order, juu yeye ni beach and I'm the overseas

Walai hii morning boner nikaeza shika huyo Tumiso Senyelwa nduru zitaskika adi overseas mamae