John D. Payne
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John D. Payne
@jdp_writes
Using technological wizardry to tattoo magical runes on the mangled corpses of trees, giving them the power of telepathic speech and mind control. #AmWriting
Las Cruces, NM انضم Aralık 2013
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@FiredUpCoug LDS missionaries can survive up to two years without food by eating Ramen.
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One of my character defects is that when I learn a language exists, I immediately really, really want to learn it.
Today I learned about Jibbali.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shehri_la…
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@jdp_writes @DavidJohnButler There is no money or political clout in solving this issue.
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I get spam calls or texts ten times a day.
I of course am a cantankerous bastard and report and hang up on all of them.
But this flood means they must be getting successful hits on more credulous, vulnerable people.
This is a real problem.
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This game is rad as heck. It's just anthropeum.com
I got just over 50k points on today's game. New addition to my daily routine just dropped!
owen cyclops@owenbroadcast
i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:
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@world_of_pies I thought the peace prize was like the Swedish king or something.
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@jdp_writes They are the custodians of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize.
As a "plus one" they also run the biggest sport on the planet.
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@KG6783 Oh, yeah. Didn't they split off from Carlos the Jackal's crew?
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@jdp_writes It's an organized crime syndicate that occasionally organizes soccer tournaments.
It's basically FARC but without any good cocaine.
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@jdp_writes Pretty sure it's a savory pastry from Guatemala
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@jdp_writes Get her on to play some dulcimer.
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In the last 28 days, 96.2% of the views of High Low Brow are men.
Curious. I'm thrilled that I'm reaching men, of course. I didn't think I was doing anything that would resonate exclusively with men. Does culture not matter to women? Do women not want to have fun?
Hmmn. We'll see if that percentage holds when I start talking about romance novels.
@DavesHighLowBrow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@DavesHighLowB…
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@DavidJohnButler Next time you have guests on, try to get Cyndi Lauper. She can probably speak to this conundrum.
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@jdp_writes Although perhaps they JUST wanna have fun. Perhaps they do not care about the culture.
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@DavidJohnButler @ThoughtfulSaint I got a gun pulled on me. I feel like it's actually not that unusual for missionaries.
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@ThoughtfulSaint I had a gun pulled on me. The guy said he was an off-duty cop and that he and his cop friends would kill me if I ever knocked on his door again.
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Have you ever been physically assaulted while trying to share your Christian faith?
I have. And I would bet a TON of the LDS on this app have.
Many people on this app talk a big game, but how many of them have been literally physically assaulted while trying to take the gospel of Jesus Christ to the world?
This app is full of internet warriors who won’t even show their real names.
But those boys out there in white shirts and ties are the real deal.
Deseret Gothic@DezGoth
Most of us endured worse goy babble every day for two years. We’ll be okay!
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