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@ryangrim Yet when actually need something you will insist that 'our differences' are non-existent and totally made up by the lying right. We aren't fellow citizens, you hate us and think the worst at all times, and your actions have tried their best to make us think the same of you.

If this is an honest question, I’d say: Americans are rooting against America because we facilitated a genocide and followed it with a surprise attack on a girls elementary school followed by attacks on universities, medical centers, more schools, a world famous pharmaceutical research center, a volley ball team, an unfinished bridge we claimed was transporting weapons and then a nuclear power plant. We are now promising endless attacks on civilian infrastructure. We are hunting and targeting anyone who might be involved in ceasefire negotiations. Most people do not pay enough attention to have absorbed all the propaganda about the U.S. and Iran. So people coming to this fresh see us for what we are: absolute monsters. And monsters must be stopped. That’s why people are rooting against us and for civilization to prevail.

@TheWapplehouse Has NASA initiated protocol to shift the White House to face the Sun?

🚨BREAKING: Sources inside the White House are claiming Donald Trump shit himself to death. The Vice President has barricaded the Oval Office doors and Secret Service agents are reporting a strong odor.

@LibOrNormal The most entertaining thing to come from the B-52s I can't even remember the precise origin, but there was a skit show on MTV that had "Fred Schneider, bathroom attendant' and the whole skit was him dancing outside a stall singing 'everybody's making a poo-poo.'

Can we all agree that the song "Rock Lobster" from the B52's is the worst song ever?!?!

@LibOrNormal Mmmmmm, . . . Terri Garr . . .

@CharlieDayQuote And so do . . .

What Sunny line delivery lives in your head permanently? Not just the quote — the WAY they said it. The tone, the face, the pause. What's the one where you hear it in the character's voice every single time?

@ronsterd89 Like nearly everything, it depends on preparation, cornmeal deep fried coins, pickled, gumbo, over rice stewed with tomato and corn, . . . all delicious. The REAL conundrum is who figured out that eating it was worth the itch from picking it.

Who the hell eats Okra and thinks "Wow this is so delicious" 🤢😭

@timburchett What if you don't add any sugar, but you get just a little sweet from using sour cream instead of buttermilk?

Public Service Announcement: If your “cornbread” is sweet it is not cornbread it is cake.

@WaltzingMtilda If you ever figure that out, maybe tackle why he gave her a cross-eyed bear?

Every once in a while I remember that I still can’t wrap my head around Alanis Morrisette getting that upset about Joey from Full House

@amanpour An enemy propagandist continues to propagandize after decades of enemy propaganda, details at the top of the hour!!

“With everything we do, we are undercutting the laws of war,” says former NSC official Gary Sick. At 91, he reflects, “I would never have believed that we would find ourselves in the position that we’re in, as the rogue nation in the world.”

@adamcarolla Countersunk self-tapping screw

Name this

@USA_Polling "They hate us for just existing and living our lives." ROFL

I need sources to tell me he's not stable Please god

@julesb1865 @newstart_2024 And yet, according to corporate narrative, there was a point whether the survival of SteaknShake hinged on whether all shakes got ONE cherry, or none. It was a flourish they were convinced was bankrupting them.

@newstart_2024 We also frequently set ourselves up for failure: on the one hand…on the other hand…Life is never that simple, nor that static. I once had someone ask me whether I preferred eating the cherry on my sundae at the beginning or end. I said both, I just ask for a second cherry.

One line from Thomas Sowell completely rewired how Konstantin Kisin sees the world: “There are no solutions, only trade-offs.” Kisin says we’ve lost the ability to think like this. We treat every big issue — climate change, the NHS, COVID lockdowns, free speech — as if it has a perfect fix. But every policy, every choice, comes with real costs. Locking down might save some lives but costs others. More free speech means some people will get offended. Trying to “solve” complex problems usually just moves the pain around. The brutal truth? Most of our loud political shouting matches are childish because they pretend one side can magically eliminate problems that are eternal. Once you internalize “no solutions, only trade-offs,” a lot of the noise starts sounding ridiculous. What’s a trade-off you’ve had to accept recently — in politics, health, career, or relationships — that made you realise there really are no pure wins?

@Drosent23 @Rothmus I leave that to the cashier, they can decide whether it's still fully frozen and unmolested, or put it in the garbage. At least it isn't sitting on the shelves for a week to bloat and rot.

@BabyLee337 @Rothmus Why would you put it back if it's frozen food that's been left out?

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@pocketgh0ul Somewhere along the line, I realized half the draw of 'Only Murders in the Building' was listening to Mora's flat detached monotone. Best calm husky voice since Kathleen Turner.

Any men wanna weigh in on this? Have you ever been super attracted to a woman's voice? 🤔

@MarcoFoster_ @GovJVentura are well-intentioned idiots, while his enemies are evil geniuses, even when the results are fungible.

@MarcoFoster_ @GovJVentura This kind of obsessive derangement ironically comes down to stereotypes of allies and enemies. Jesse attributes intentionality and purpose to everything this enemies do, and attributes all mayhem from his allies as just messy impotent confusion. The irony is he thinks his allies>

Jesse Ventura: “I’m still not over January 6th. That was treason. All of the people should have been arrested and put in prison all the way to Trump because he and Giuliani and all of them orchestrated the whole thing. He tried to violate the Constitution”

@movie_tvshows_ People squee about Donovan's Vining kit, but the enduring image of the movie for me is POO Graver helming ops in flip flops.

The entire movie is a masterclass on every aspect of movie making. The tension is on another level

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the pitt said it is not realistic to have a character without a struggle, so they finally gave one to john shen. my deepest condolences to him

she reminds me so much of a Tim Burton character, can someone cast her?? Please someone tell me I’m not going crazy