joe bignold

@bt_uk It's out until midnight tomorrow!

@joebignold Good afternoon Joe. Sorry to hear you're experiencing problems with your broadband. What does it say here for your area? bt.com/consumerFaultT… ^Paula

The Secret Footballer: undercover in the Premier League gu.com/p/39tcm/tw #longreads

@vizcomic RT @chiefbrody1984: How about a picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest? pic.twitter.com/6RewuiVU

I wish I meet Kurt Cobain I think we be good friend co write music maybe some poppers together maybe occasional threesome he great man

Oh god. Absolutely hilarious signage in a shop in Osaka, Japan: bit.ly/yAM83m

We've got a new favourite font. bit.ly/wBelzo | @graphicscowboy

“@vmch: Is it wrong that I fancy Brendan Cole a teeny bit?” Yes.

After all I'd heard, I was somewhat disappointed. pic.twitter.com/a5LByp9x | @Sanks69

Today, as part of our ongoing community engagement initiative, we'll be meeting HAYAR THE FEARLESS ONE, king of all the owl people.

Shoreditch: Leonard Street has now reopened after clearing of earlier demonstration against polo-neck jumpers.

Great Lord Cthulhu, destroyer of mankind, has arisen from his watery repose and is currently causing a minor traffic incident in Enfield.

A drunk Brian Blessed is waving his fist and shouting "BALLS TO YOUR KIND" at disinterested ducks. Officers dispatched with large net.

Jammed my thumb up a chicken's anus. Just because I fucking can.

Just published: a reprint of my classic work 'Ow! You're on my hair!: The Truth About The Karma Sutra'.

Note this bird's distinctive call: pic.twitter.com/NY3QKjeU /via @George_87

Ooh, a free duvet. twitpic.com/738xy3

Robbie’s had a tattoo of Stoke’s coat of arms. (I’m guessing that’s two men fighting with pool cues over a woman pissing in the street)

This is my official Twitter account. Imposters, cyber-squatters, fakes, identity thieves – swivel.