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@FrankOnTheRadio Paul Simon's Mother and Child Reunion, which he saw on a Chinese restaurant menu. It was a chicken and egg dish.

What is your favourite unusual song lyric origin story?

@mrmarksteel To be fair, you might be thinking of plugging your hair straighteners in there.

Ah, there’s a sign by the socket on the train that says ‘laptops and mobile phones only’. That’s annoying as I was going to plug my fridge into it.

@Voyager03 @Trump_ton 12,000 (Western Australia) and 11.

@Trump_ton About 160. People I know are angry about it

One of last year's UK Number 1 hit singles, 'Wellerman' by former Scottish postman Nathan Evans was part of the TikTok @tiktok_uk 'ShantyTok' craze; his version was inspired by Australia's The Albany Shantymen 2020 recording. #CeltConNoiseBox #NoiseboxRadio

@EddieRobson Everybody should agree to just put quotes around it: "Sir" Gavin Williamson

@YANoChicken @mr86400 We're on YouTube, Apple, Napster etc etc but not TikTok. We're all too old. #AlbanyShantymen

@LetoCAW Spotify is telling you that you need more shanties in your life.

@HelloGarglers A Loch, shurely?

Just checking you're all up to date on how sex began: In a Scottish lake, a male fish with a large L-shaped 'prongulum' would dock into cheese-grater-rough female genital plates, side-by-side, line dancing style. Ok, good. As you were.

@cluedont The Aristocrats!

Think I'll just go to the tomato festival.

@pollybirkbeck next post complained about how bad it tasted.

Still can’t quite get over this post on my local Nextdoor group 💩

@YPLAC When I lived in UK I always did. but here in West Australia, they look at you as if you're mad, even if it makes it easier for you to make the turn if they move out the way. They can't understand it..

Do you let that car out first?:

If you made a 6-part TV series about your pet driving peeves, what would each episode tackle? I'll start: 1 - Parking (duh) 2 - Outside-lane hogging 3 - Having your lights on (rain/twilight etc) 4 - Living in harmony w/ cyclists 5 - Manoeuvres 6 - Mobile/Satnav distractions

@SellingAMirror Tadaaaa!

@SellingAMirror Such a tease. Waiting for the next instalment ...

This logo is running in Australian press ads trumpeting the trade deal. Call me a paranoid old Scot, but does that look suspiciously Anglocentric to anyone else?

@bronactitley @SarahMillican75 Looks like a boss-eyed Peppa Pig

I always wondered what this plate my Mum bought me was for, and then I realised OF COURSE, it’s so you can store your lip Vaseline and your bum Vaseline separately.

@aravosis I don't know why he swallowed a fly ... Looking forward to him swallowing the horse. Of course.

Oh. My. God. He ate a fly!

@ryandarcy63 Aye. Then invade England and subjugate them for a few centuries.

Yes? No?

@justinmoorhouse @vimto ... and it's name is an anagram of vomit

So, wait ... thousands dead of Covid, economy ruined by Brexit and the thing everybody loses their shit over is his interior designer's bill? #WTAF

@ThePoke This ship gets everywhere

Send us your #EverGivenMemes. #PokeChallenge