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@The80sSong @fhirinn @scottishgreens Here was the rest of us thinking it was the Scottish elections. All we're seeing is more bs about an indyref, Scottish nationalists are as predictable as the Scottish weather.

@fhirinn @scottishgreens and what about all the others that put yes ahead? you got an excuse for all of them? or just the ones you don’t agree with?? 😉

🚨 NEW POLL - a majority back Scottish independence! 🔵 Yes: 53% 🔴 No: 47% Scotland's future must be in Scotland's hands.

@Dexterow4p @ziggy6769 @scottishgreens They had one.

@ziggy6769 @scottishgreens Alright, why can’t they have a referendum to find out?

@theSNP You've had 20 years to focus on those issuses

If you want to know what a Scottish Labour government would look like, just look at Labour at Westminster. In serious times, we’ll focus on what matters: the cost of living, our NHS, our economy, and Scotland’s future with independence. On May 7, make it Both Votes SNP.

@celtic_jaime @James_Tavernier @RangersFC Now where's the Alan Thompson one?

@James_Tavernier @RangersFC The run up to this penalty was incredible 😂

Thank you @RangersFC 💙

@IngrameThomas 😂😂

Apparently there’s been a disagreement among the Green Party ..

@PeterStefanovi2 @SophyRidgeSky He should be out of work never mind being works and pensions secretary alongside Starmer.

“We need a period of keeping a Prime Minister for a period of time to let him do the job he was elected to do” Work & Pensions secretary Pat McFadden tells Sky’s @SophyRidgeSky

@gezleic @PeterStefanovi2 @SophyRidgeSky Jobs for the boys

@PeterStefanovi2 @SophyRidgeSky McFadden was a key advisor during the 2003 invasion of Iraq. His role as Political Secretary meant he was responsible for maintaining party discipline and managing the significant rebellion from Labour MPs who opposed the war. He is now vice chair for Labour Friends of Israel.

@nickstirkster @JerryTaylor @Juliest101 @gibbsy66 @BBCNews To look after trump😂😂😂 👏👏👏

@JerryTaylor @Juliest101 @gibbsy66 @BBCNews It's been proven Starmer didn't lie. Do catch up. And we all know why Mandy was appointed - to look after Trump. You're and idiot. Sit down

I'm old enough to remember when @BBCNews was a source of reliable and accurate facts and information. Now it's a toxic institution intent on bringing down a sitting PM and I for one am absolutely fucking sick if it.

@TheParty1sOver @GitGrumpygit I'm sure he's broken more than one.

Angus Robertson broke his toilet seat.....so we had to pay for it...

Lovely to see the smug smirk wiped off @patmcfaddenmp face …

@GitGrumpygit @Mark1957 @mickjs5 Depends what address its registered at.

@Mark1957 @mickjs5 It’ll be for TV in his office .. most MP/MSPs will claim it legitimately

Does anyone know why the taxpayer is paying for Ross Greer's TV licence - he lives with his mum in Bearsden just outside Glasgow apparently?

@TedUrchin Has father Ted taken control of your phone?

I’m not normally a fan of memes, but I like this one. Starmer is doing just great.

@GazNI1886 @TedUrchin 😂

@TedUrchin As we say in Belfast, your fucking boiler is busted.

@Janela_X @drcherrypark 👏👏👏 My postal ballot for the indyref hasn't arrived yet🤨 Brian with his homes in New York and London telling us (Real Scots) what to do, he can do one.

It’s a hat-trick for my letter today. It’s in the Edinburgh Evening News, the Daily Mail & the Herald. Brian Cox should mind his own business & stay out of our politics.

@KevinTheRanter @CameronRhona Another cross dresser.

Welcome to Scotland where lunacy takes over common sense This is not a joke this is an actual candidate Stop the madness and get the SNP and Greens gone

Never forget this is how toxic some SNP voters are. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

“Let’s spend £4.5 trillion on net zero over the next 25 years. Let’s increase taxes to pay for net zero. Let’s ban new oil and gas licences in the North Sea but spaff away £40billion buying North Sea oil and gas from Norway. Let’s buy coking coal shipments worth £7.2million from Japan but ban UK coal mining. Let’s plaster thousands of acres of farmland with solar panels but spend £50million on sun dimming experiments. Let’s give huge renewable energy construction contracts to China. Let’s give Drax an estimated £1.8billlion in taxpayer funded subsidies on top of the £11billion it has already received despite Drax burning an amount of wood equivalent to 300 million trees. Let’s give £1billion this year alone to wind power companies not to generate power from their wind turbines. And let’s spend £30billion of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines but put pensioners, farmers and the disabled into financial peril by claiming there’s a £22bn black hole.”

@SaorAlbannach He reeled you in.

Beyond the obvious absurdity of this 'Vote Rainjurz, WATP, No surrender!' tramp standing for an election in such an unprofessional manner, don't Rangers fans remember that their pitiful efforts failed and their club was liquidated? Do Rangers fans tell themselves this didn't happen?

@joannaccherry @JackaLeva Well the snp opened the door for them.

What a disgrace these people are. It’s like they looked at the SNP complaints process and said “hold my beer”. It’s very concerning to think they could form part of Scotland’s next Government . heraldscotland.com/news/26036717.…