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John Rambow
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The sound of the drum is calling The sound of the drum has called
Queens, New York انضم Ocak 2008
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John Rambow أُعيد تغريده
John Rambow أُعيد تغريده
John Rambow أُعيد تغريده
John Rambow أُعيد تغريده

Years ago, I was running late for a job interview
On the way there, a homeless man was laying across the sidewalk
I violently kicked him so he'd get out of my way
When I finally got to the interview, I was shocked to see who would be interviewing me
It was the homeless man I just kicked
The interview?
It was at a company that gets paid to go around the city kicking homeless people until they move elsewhere
He made me the CEO
That's how it's done
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ROYAL REFLECTION: President Trump opens up about his relationship with the late Queen Elizabeth II and her “genius” ability to remain diplomatic—never saying a bad thing about anybody.
The president recalls trying to convince the monarch to reveal her favorite U.S. presidents and U.K. prime ministers, but to no avail, prompting a moment of self-reflection.
“She was sort of the opposite of me. She didn’t mix it up.”

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THE LUBITSCH TOUCH starts in two weeks! 🪄
A sparkling season of 13 masterworks on Tuesdays, from April 7, including NINOTCHKA, DESIGN FOR LIVING, TROUBLE IN PARADISE, THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER, THE LOVE PARADE, CLUNY BROWN, TO BE OR NOT TO BE, & more!
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@Daractenus Would you rather have 13 cents or not have 13 cents?
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At the gym the other day
Told a woman in my Pilates class that I'm headed to Dubai this weekend
"Oh, is that for your husband's job?" she asked
I was SHOCKED.
"Nope," I replied. "It's for MY job. I'm a CEO."
Her jaw dropped.
Then she apologized profusely.
Too late, honey.
Next time, you'll think twice before questioning a boss babe like myself.
Oh, and my company?
I'm CEO of my OnlyFans account.
My trip to Dubai is for a porn shoot.
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John Rambow أُعيد تغريده

Nun Day at Fenway Park was a cherished Boston tradition that dates back to the early 1960s. It originated as a special event organized by the Boston Red Sox, in collaboration with Boston Archbishop Cardinal Richard Cushing, to honor and host hundreds of nuns at a home game.
The initiative began with an invitation from Red Sox owner Tom Yawkey to religious communities across greater Boston. Large groups of sisters, often dressed in traditional habits, attended games in significant numbers—such as the approximately 700 nuns who joined Cardinal Cushing for a doubleheader against the Detroit Tigers on July 5, 1961. The nuns occupied sections in the grandstand, typically on the third-base side, making for a memorable scene. The last major observance of ‘Nun Day’ appears to have occurred around 1972.




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@politicalmath @FrankDBluth Pretty sure it's in this: Holidays in Hell | Grove Atlantic share.google/DAC2nDDMxXjevA…
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@FrankDBluth Any idea where I can read this? I see it's in Harpers online, but I don't want to subscribe just to read one article
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@billybinion Perhaps they feel that they'd be screwing over other nearby farmers by taking it: changing the land, adding traffic, making it easier for ED to be used on them, and lowering the water table.
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The buyer offered them *ten times* what the land is worth. Take the money.
Local 12/WKRC-TV@Local12
A Northern Kentucky woman and her mother have declined a $26 million offer to sell part of their farmland, saying they do not want it turned into a data center: bit.ly/4t6V2Tb
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