Daniel

That one time in rural Czech Republic

@jdc0269420 @LucrativeJames Nicceeee

@LucrativeJames I had 500 on ko and 40 on 3rd rd ko that might’ve been my favorite fight to ever watch😂😂

-110 btw

My parents bought a house in the 90s for 50k cash

Some real North Carolina eats

@TheBrattPack63 @PeteBlackburn Cheddar style man wtf, cookout style sucks ass with the chili

@PeteBlackburn First time??? Gotta drop the tray order Big double burger cook out style Corn dog Chicken quesadilla Side of hush puppies Cheerwine Banana pudding shake in the freezer for later

$13 was all it took to hate myself. What an establishment. Will be back

@phresh_arrow Supposed to have a mortgage

27 is such a weird age like what should i be doing in life right now

I’ll never forget when this girl in my passenger seat got called by her dude, and she lied that shes going out with some girlfriends. When she hung up she burst out laughing and said don’t judge her

@TheJGMMA Facts man what’d they expect lmfao

@DylanMMA__ @AspiringTrapper bro you ever seen this?

He's so cool

@qpe Mallot and mason but no prates? Respect tbh lol

🚨 Updated Top 20 favorite fighters list. Thoughts?

@waspgroypa @SnakeSuly Just proved his point about having subhuman intelligence lmfao

@SnakeSuly No we like him because he’s racist

Americans love Strickland because like him, they are mindless cattle who are proud of being of subhuman intelligence

@sorrenator @MousseNonny @redrummarts Wish missy just socked him in the face a few times tbh

@MousseNonny @redrummarts He gets like wedgies and shit but aint no one showing a tiny kid getting they ass beat on television

Almost every joke with Sheldon in Young Sheldon is that everyone lowkey hates him but he's too OP for it to affect him so everyone just has to orient their situation around him. Dude's basically the Goku of his verse

@kaiserpeterII @FlyoutChase Patriot

@FlyoutChase Recently Met a mexican in Germany whose wife is the Sole Provider while he‘S out here partying Total mess

Gringas will never understand that Brazilian men have Brazilian women lol…u are never replacing them

@JTAlexander Yeah it’s crazy how being an alcoholic or doing drugs is worse than beating your wife or kids in the army’s eyes

While I was in the Army, there was a period in which they were overly focused on alcohol consumption. They made us do periodic questions about alcohol use. Upfront, let's be clear: my entire life, I've never been much of a drinker. I'm a notorious lightweight because I drink so rarely. I'm a cheapskate who doesn't like spending money and I hate the spins and hangovers. But, I am still a fairly normal man and so I'd partake occasionally. If I am drinking at all it is either to have a 1-2 beers at a function, a single beer over a restaurant lunch/dinner, or I am drinking with intent to get blasted. There's no in between. During my time in the Army, this translated to usually drinking 0.0 beers a week, except for the quarterly party I'd go to where I'd down 10-20 at a time. I took a questionnaire that asked how many drinks I have a week. I answered "Approximately 0.03." They asked if I ever drank to the point of blackout. Yeah, like three times or so in my life. That was it. This use was enough for the Army to flag me as a 'potential alcoholic' and require me to at least get screened by a provider. I worked out the math and explained that this translates to a decimal point of beers a week, and that was enough to get me out of the process, but that was insane. You know what is even more insane? I've encountered people who think this is appropriate. They think having drank to blackout even once in life should have someone cut back. Somehow in a culture of rampant weed, coke, fent, meth, high risk sex, gang violence, and overall degenerate morality, we have effectively created a teetotaling culture that views a single heavy night out as a warning sign of alcoholism. No wonder nobody drinks anymore.

@utd8iiii @DovySimuMMA @UFConParamount Against Eddie, who Dustin also beat

@DovySimuMMA @UFConParamount May have slept him but he’s a 2 div champ while Dustin never ever got 1🤣

Dustin Poirier and Jorge Masvidal roast Conor McGregor for sleeping in the gym 🗣️Jorge: "You can sleep in a garage every day—it doesn't make you a car." 🗣️Poirier: "Speaking of sleeping, Conor McGregor, I put you to sleep in Abu Dhabi. Sleepy Mac." via @UFConParamount

@keefvonkush Patriot

Probably killing myself

@octomoto031 @Home_of_Fight @MightyMouse Eh it was early, he was a nobody, they were in debt at this point I think too.

@Home_of_Fight @MightyMouse Shame on the ufc for this

😯💵 Georges St. Pierre reveals that his UFC debut purse was $3k show, $3k win He says he reinvested it on trips to places like Thailand and Brazil to expand his knowledge and make him a better fighter 💪 (quote via @MightyMouse pod)

@HazelAppleyard lol everyone on the actual app is siding with her in the comments

All of it so gross

I am once again advising not to let other men have sex with your wife.

@PsychtalesX @baehelpnell That’s the reason most people get face tattoos, it’s a commitment to a kind of lifestyle really

He permanently altered his face at the point of no return specifically to remove every backup option and force himself to succeed or fail on 1 single bet. That is either the most unhinged commitment to a career decision in entertainment history or the smartest bridge burning anyone has ever documented publicly.

did he get ts laser’d or do he b wearing makeup lmao i’ve never realized he had this 💀

@MGTOW_Mot @saybruh99x I guarantee this kind of business only wants citizens

@saybruh99x They are flexible on that part if you aren't a citizen

So you gotta be at least 18 with a machinist's cert and two years of experience to earn less than a UPS unloader in a nice Raleigh suburb.

@MaxfieldBodhi @EllieMgs2 @StolenDans Lmfaooooo

@EllieMgs2 @StolenDans And in that same movie got murked by Windu

One of Filoni's biggest flaws is that he's too precious with the characters. Lucas had no such respect and goofed on 'em like crazy.