Keir Thomas

@RupertR5714 @MENnewsdesk I drove past when it was on fire. It looked like a small Toyota Yaris-style vehicle. I hope the woman is OK. It was a huge blaze. Never seen anything like it before.

Woman rushed to hospital after car goes up in flames in M60 crash manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

@theLOUNGERS can you DM me please? Unable to do so. Problem with overcharging yesterday.

I stand in solidarity with @carolecadwalla and have just donated.

people often laugh at me when I tell them I have opened wedding DJ sets with the theme tune from Grandstand but I think this video vindicates my position twitter.com/harryjonesxx/s…

@keirthomas i downloaded the #Ubuntu Pocket Guide god knows how long ago, and I use it still - not everyday, but every time I need to remember something on the fringes of my knowledge. Thought I'd say thanks.

@william_e_james Thanks for the feedback! It means a lot.

@LeicRailAle170 You know I'm not one to support this government but... turnips are actually a reasonable salad vegetable! Obviously in grated/spiralised form, though. Not big chunks of them.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I joined Twitter when some people I work with were still at school—and not even secondary school.

@LeicRailAle170 As the late great Terry Pratchet wrote, all fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once

In the garden , they look nice but edible ?

Friday's front page: General election now #TomorrowsPapersToday mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

All your bills going up and up and up. Taxes rising to the highest level in 70 years. The worst economic crisis for a generation. Not our words. The words of those running to be the next Tory leader. See what else they think of 12 years of Tory failure:

Evri: If it's under 1KG we're good. Royal Mail: If it's under 1KG, width is 14.233cm, height is 28.294444cm... GO GET A F***ING RULER IDIOT Me: I'm just trying to send an eBay thing. Evri: Yeah we're good. Royal Mail: ebawhatnow? Where in Queen Victoria's glorious empire is that?

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Tired of the loud music in @CostaCoffee when you’re trying to have a quiet coffee? You can download an app that will play the ambient sound of a cafe in your headphones. Perfect solution.

.@BorisJohnson and @rishisunak broke the law. They have to resign. #Partygate - Sign the Petition! chng.it/DqvfQh4q via @UKChange

Boris Johnson is a great leader. He really could organise a piss-up in a brewery. Especially during lockdown.

@PrincessEthanol @angrypiln Even better if you imagine it sung by Alan Partridge.

@Cyberwest Hi James! Long time, no talk. Yes, engagement is everything online. It's the only commodity.

Does social media amplify misinformation over truth because misinformation is more engaging?

This is Trent Crimm, formerly of the Independent. @TedLasso, how do you respond to calls for ALL the recent Emmy wins to be passed to @nickmohammed based on yesterday's season finale?

Getting the shakes from Facebook withdrawal. Can somebody spare me a post about how vaccines don't work? Just a small one. Come on, man. I'm desperate.