Kevin Yan🐀

we are hard at work here in the office

ayo this one really doing numbers

@ddowster I did… spent the entire day drying my clothes at the office

@kyanscienceman Did you try citi bike?

it’s absolutely wild today. I shoulda never left my laptop at work 😭😭

@NYCTSubway if trains are running from Atlantic -> Prospect and from Prospect -> Stillwell, aren’t the trains just running all the way to Stillwell? Or will we have to get out and hop to a different train at Prospect

Service Update: Q trains are operating in 3 sections: Between 96 St and 57 St-7 Av Between Atlantic Av and Prospect Park Between Prospect Park and Stillwell Av. What's Happening? We're working to address heavy flooding. Please stay home if you don't need to travel.

Just waited at Dekalb Ave for 15 min and saw three N trains and a D train It’s 7:00 PM lol

why tf Jane Jacobs spitting so hard

the sweetgreen harvest bowl is my hangover cure

damn who knew the man behind the Cramer-Rao lower bound was just chilling in upstate NY… legend

i am so sweaty rn you could probably run a hydroelectric power plant just off my sweat. wait… new startup idea?

throwback to when you would get called down to the principal’s office and everyone else in the class started doing the longest “oOoOOOoOOooO” ever

Spent 2 minutes outdoors in Florida and I’m now sunburnt because my skin hasn’t absorbed a single photon since September

now just do it 7 quadrillion more times: that’s enough energy to play through a single round of Bloons Tower Defense 6 on level 185

*inhales* IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMASSSS

you join your new company, 1st day of work, they hand you this keyboard. WYD?

elon musk more like melon husk lmaoooo

kyatsciencerat

@goodcow @MTA @EdenredBenefits Gotcha, that’s very fair and I agree it ought to be rolled out ASAP.

@kyanscienceman @MTA @EdenredBenefits Correct, that's why I currently do as a full fare rider, but the video said half fare OMNY cards won't be available until 2023, and the current options are contactless cards, or mobile wallets, both of which aren't supported by @EdenredBenefits, and many of the benefit providers.

Are you a Reduced-Fare MetroCard customer, or know someone who is? Spread the word: There’s a new and easier way to pay! OMNY is now available for everyone who currently uses a Reduced-Fare MetroCard. Learn more about the benefits of switching to OMNY:

@goodcow @MTA @EdenredBenefits If you haven’t tried it already, I’ve been able to use my commuter benefits card to auto-refill my OMNY card through omny.info

@MTA So the only current options are contactless cards or mobile wallets - both of which aren't supported by many of the pre-tax commuter debit cards, including the one provided to NYC municipal employees since @EdenredBenefits is incompetent, and won't move forward with this.