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@molls My whole hungryroot order is just Kevin’s in different flavors now. They don’t sell it in stores near me but at least I can still get it.

Pushing my Kevin’s agenda on my Instacart shopper. I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever choose to get married, I want Kevin to officiate it & for the head of product development to be the sole witness.

@MarkhbPWM @TheCrazedSpruce Me toooo Wordle 264 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hint: @TheCrazedSpruce got it in three! Wordle 264 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@ListenToSassy I could not be more excited for a podcast!

@realDonaldTrump You’re fired!

@FoodLion If your store required masks by patrons as well as employees we would be happy to.

You can help support your community by buying local items at your neighborhood Food Lion. Here’s how: bit.ly/36w3Mcl.

@caitlincorsetti @aud_bowler I am also afraid of fish! Thought I was alone.

birth charts are out. myers briggs types are out. i only want to know why jerry would break up with you if you had a one-episode character arc as a girl he dates on seinfeld

@KarenKilgariff I thought you should know there is currently a 24/7 live stream of the Mothman statue. youtu.be/_nkXe6wxiEw @MyFavMurder

@DOB_INC For writing even!

@KarenKilgariff You were RIGHT! It is the Ohio valley!

@mad_typist Matthews pizza is also amazing if you’re still there. Crab. Pizza.

Had an amazing crab cake yesterday and then quality greasy spoon diner breakfast this morning. Then rode a scooter around the harbor. There are not enough words to express how fond I am of #Baltimore. It really lives up to its nickname (Charm City).

@MarkhbPWM I bet you still enjoy it!

So today, on request by the beloved niece and nephew, I'm going to see #AvengersEndgame without having seen any of the other MCU films. At all.

@travismcelroy I’m very sleepy and initially read that as theoretical carpenter and that seems like an awesome job too tbh.

5 Jobs I’ve Had: 1. Dog Trainer 2. Theatrical Carpenter 3. Shakespearean Actor 4. Nanny 5. Radio Station Mascot What jobs have you had?

@KarenKilgariff in a follow up to your Suffragette/Bunnyman story - when closed Lorton Prison they converted it to condos. Because who doesn’t want to live in a prison? wtop.com/fairfax-county…

@MyFavMurder We need more Fuck you I’m married joggers for sure!

Pet merch and more are finally here! Go to myfavoritemurder.com and click on the shop!

@_emcal @MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff Was just about to tweet this to them!

(cc: @myfavmurder @ghardstark @karenkilgariff ) Sheriff: US Border Patrol agent suspected of killing 4 women apnews.com/ed8856ad6a1847…

@travismcelroy If I could like this ten times I would.

@TaraAriano You're better off than me. Mine is my 17 year old newly 3 legged cat wearing a cone of shame.

@EyePatchGuy THANK YOU! I feel like no one is talking about that part!

@TaraAriano twitter.com/davidmackau/st…

@homesicktexan 1/2 (10-ounce) can Rotel would be easier for my brain.