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C.A. Pinkham
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C.A. Pinkham
@EyePatchGuy
I write stuff. Bylines @Thrillist, @JewishCurrents, @Jezebel, @fanbytemedia, @thedailymeal, @fanbuzz. [email protected] https://t.co/GOlvLFpASs
Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Aralık 2009
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@JamesSmithply9 @allthebellslay No notes, incredible. 10/10 would racism again
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@EyePatchGuy @allthebellslay Racist statement? Sorry it's not racist when literally 13% of the population accounts for 56% of homicides. Use your head next time
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@JamesSmithply9 @allthebellslay “Lemme guess, he’s a racist” followed by a wildly racist statement is art, no notes, well done
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@allthebellslay Fuck SNL, I'd get my ass back to God too after being a part of that liberal propaganda shit hole studio 🤣🤣 Thought you hit a home run with this didn't you. Let me guess he's a racist? Blacks kill each other more than anyone SMD
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How did you drive to Chipotle without a license?
Jemele Hill@jemelehill
Let me make sure I have my ID on me when I go to pick up this Chipotle.
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Usually my hog is doing the spraying am I freakin' right!!
horse dentist@equine__dentist
it’s spray your hog saturday
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@Chigurh_Crash This house looks like a car vending machine you can live in
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SimCity 2000 arcology looking ass house
Stunna ⛧@wentsickomode
JUSTIN BIEBER’S HOUSE....I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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My toxic trait is thinking I would look just as good in this dress
LOKII@TheLOKII_
megan fox wearing laquan smith in fw23
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@CandideOptimum @awstar11 It would be cool if he wasn’t polluting the planet any more
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@awstar11 I made the mistake of reading some replies to the post you quoted, and nobody else should read such horrible takes. They are the types that make one believe demons are real
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Some day Ken will need kindness and find very little offered
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein
🚨 Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. #PrayForRudy
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@meowingabyss Fr, like fuckin fine, you’re not a fan! I’ll get you something else! Literally everyone has preferences!
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@meowingabyss Do you want disordered eating as an adult? Because that’s how we get disordered eating as an adult
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@meowingabyss I think it’s super important to insist kids at least try whatever you’re making just to see if they like it but it’s also important not to *fucking starve them* if they don’t
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@meowingabyss Tbf I kind of agree with them. When we had the kittens fixed we couldn’t afford the exorbitant amount they were charging so I said we were going to a specific specialist who had great reviews and they had someone higher up the chain call me to guilt me into sticking with them
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I didn't vote for wiping out a whole civilization in one night. Did you? I voted for no new new wars.
Fox News@FoxNews
🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war
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@deme1145 @TheMart269 @angel_0f_deathx @semetarded Oh my god you genuinely believe Twitter views analytics too, Jesus, real contributor to the gene pool over here
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@EyePatchGuy @TheMart269 @angel_0f_deathx @semetarded Cus my comment was giving her only fans attention was at 400k views
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@IRaiderette I wish that whatever was happening to the lower half of your face would happen to everyone I hate most in the world
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@EyePatchGuy @TheMart269 @angel_0f_deathx @semetarded Yeah guys who like whores that sell there body 🤣
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@702ValetParker @Snackxal " a kind man" 100% of men are misogynists to a degree, which makes them unable to be really kind to women.
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Radfems be like:
Wear makeup? You’re a brainwashed puppet of centuries of misogyny, and every lipstick tube you’ve ever bought directly funds the patriarchy.
Enjoy heterosexual sex? Haha, no, you don’t, that’s just conditioning, and also you’ve personally erased 400 years of feminist progress.
Shave your legs? Obviously you’ve been programmed since birth, and each hair you remove is a subtle betrayal of womanhood.
Like men? TRAITOR. Also, you’re singlehandedly propping up the entire global economy and must immediately issue a formal apology to womankind.
Consent to sex work? Impossible. You don’t want it. Ever. Literally every person involved is a victim and by acknowledging desire you’ve activated the patriarchy’s secret handshake.
Enjoy anal? Coerced, brainwashed, and contributing to male dominance. Stop it. Immediately.
Like blowjobs? You’re complicit in systemic oppression, and also personally responsible for climate change.
Question any radfem rhetoric? Misogynist. Checkmate.
Want personal autonomy? Destroying the feminist movement, directly enabling the patriarchy, and somehow the stock market too.
Eat peanut butter? Internalized capitalist flavor oppression.
Enjoy watching rom-coms? Patriarchy propaganda.
Wear heels? Oppressor-approved torture devices, congratulations on being a complicit agent of male dominance.
Laugh at memes? Microaggression against women everywhere.
Find out you’re pregnant with a male fetus and don’t get an abortion? YOU DISGUST ME.
Basically: if you’re a living, breathing woman who has any preference, desire, or opinion, congratulations, you are a walking embodiment of the patriarchy and the most radical enemy of radical feminism imaginable.
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