C.A. Pinkham

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C.A. Pinkham

C.A. Pinkham

@EyePatchGuy

I write stuff. Bylines @Thrillist, @JewishCurrents, @Jezebel, @fanbytemedia, @thedailymeal, @fanbuzz. [email protected] https://t.co/GOlvLFpASs

Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Aralık 2009
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C.A. Pinkham@EyePatchGuy·
Look I’m not happy I’m like this either
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bridget nation@allthebellslay·
Anyone remember when morgan wallen walked off snl and immediately posted this
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James Smitherson@JamesSmithply9·
@allthebellslay Fuck SNL, I'd get my ass back to God too after being a part of that liberal propaganda shit hole studio 🤣🤣 Thought you hit a home run with this didn't you. Let me guess he's a racist? Blacks kill each other more than anyone SMD
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Will Brewer@CandideOptimum·
@awstar11 I made the mistake of reading some replies to the post you quoted, and nobody else should read such horrible takes. They are the types that make one believe demons are real
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@awstar11 No one should be kind to Giuliani, you dumb bitch
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@meowingabyss Fr, like fuckin fine, you’re not a fan! I’ll get you something else! Literally everyone has preferences!
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@meowingabyss Do you want disordered eating as an adult? Because that’s how we get disordered eating as an adult
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C.A. Pinkham@EyePatchGuy·
@meowingabyss I think it’s super important to insist kids at least try whatever you’re making just to see if they like it but it’s also important not to *fucking starve them* if they don’t
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C.A. Pinkham@EyePatchGuy·
@meowingabyss Tbf I kind of agree with them. When we had the kittens fixed we couldn’t afford the exorbitant amount they were charging so I said we were going to a specific specialist who had great reviews and they had someone higher up the chain call me to guilt me into sticking with them
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Dale Partridge
Dale Partridge@dalepartridge·
Nobody wants to live in a neighborhood with people who don’t: - Speak their language, - Share their history or culture, - Have similar values - Practice the same religion Nobody. Multiculturalism is an abhorrent idea.
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C.A. Pinkham@EyePatchGuy·
@IRaiderette I wish that whatever was happening to the lower half of your face would happen to everyone I hate most in the world
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Valet Parker
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Radfems be like: Wear makeup? You’re a brainwashed puppet of centuries of misogyny, and every lipstick tube you’ve ever bought directly funds the patriarchy. Enjoy heterosexual sex? Haha, no, you don’t, that’s just conditioning, and also you’ve personally erased 400 years of feminist progress. Shave your legs? Obviously you’ve been programmed since birth, and each hair you remove is a subtle betrayal of womanhood. Like men? TRAITOR. Also, you’re singlehandedly propping up the entire global economy and must immediately issue a formal apology to womankind. Consent to sex work? Impossible. You don’t want it. Ever. Literally every person involved is a victim and by acknowledging desire you’ve activated the patriarchy’s secret handshake. Enjoy anal? Coerced, brainwashed, and contributing to male dominance. Stop it. Immediately. Like blowjobs? You’re complicit in systemic oppression, and also personally responsible for climate change. Question any radfem rhetoric? Misogynist. Checkmate. Want personal autonomy? Destroying the feminist movement, directly enabling the patriarchy, and somehow the stock market too. Eat peanut butter? Internalized capitalist flavor oppression. Enjoy watching rom-coms? Patriarchy propaganda. Wear heels? Oppressor-approved torture devices, congratulations on being a complicit agent of male dominance. Laugh at memes? Microaggression against women everywhere. Find out you’re pregnant with a male fetus and don’t get an abortion? YOU DISGUST ME. Basically: if you’re a living, breathing woman who has any preference, desire, or opinion, congratulations, you are a walking embodiment of the patriarchy and the most radical enemy of radical feminism imaginable.
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