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@MartinDaubney Donald Trumps visit?

I wonder, what’s changed in Scotland this past year? What’s suddenly caused a record uptick in child rapes?

@NME An insane amount of time to have to have waited. Think what Shelter could have done with the funds during that period.

Comedian Sean Hughes’ £4million estate given to charity after decade-long will battle nme.com/news/tv/comedi…

@Touristsilva I’ve still on the M5s, worth the upgrade?

@ihxrtlxy no regrets

Ok maybe there are some regrets

“When I was president of the US my department of defence said it needed an extra 200 billion dollars to fight a war I’d already won.”

@anon_opin See also “local businessman”. Normally code for someone who’ll break your legs or burn your house down at the drop of a hat.

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xe…

Bono estente!

There's a bit of warmth to that sun today. As pleasant as it is, don't forget that Glasgow actually has 12 seasons 😬 #Glasgow

@fleurmeston There’s bad tweets, and then there’s this shitfuckery. You’re happy, but nae luck to those who pray for a dignified and pain free ending, right?

In case you didn’t hear, Scotland has voted NO to assisted suicide!!!!!!!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍾

The cocaine was worth about 5k less than the fuel in the car. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@AngusCapitan @Herowolf20101 @raskulmusic @GlasgowCC No one will cotton on.

@Herowolf20101 @raskulmusic @GlasgowCC Shops selling waxed jackets are a front for money laundering?

1000 vape shops from of a total of ~1300 in Glasgow, don't have up to date licences or registration details. These shops are just thrown up without any due diligence or legal registration being lodged. It seems to be a trend within immigrant families to open these shops and register a young cousin, or such like as the business owners. Many of whom have no history of running a legitimate business. @GlasgowCC have remained silent on the issue.

Monday morning stroll in Glen Fruin. Cold, wet, miserable, sore feet and aching knees. But still better than being at work.

@Stoneysnapper @katipoonyero I’d understand it in part if the player/manager etc was actually good at it, but I’ve not encountered one yet that actually adds anything to proceedings. Andy Halliday for example. When did he became such hot shit and more importantly, why?

@katipoonyero @luthersvolvo It’s another baffling example of how the Scottish media work in comparison to say England. Can you think of watching an epl match and a current player in the league is on co comms. Only up here and usually only when it’s an ex RFC player/Manager/Fan, eg McInnes/Martindale.

who the fuck is on Sky co-comms sooking hun banger almost as hard as Crockrer - is it this cunt 🧐😩

@Stoneysnapper @katipoonyero Ah! From one roaster to another!

@luthersvolvo @katipoonyero Scott Arfield

@claireingelow It did go off eventually.

@luthersvolvo But you're tucked up warm in your car luckily 😉

Now with added hailstones.

@EasyPeasy_3 Causing millions of pounds worth of improvements

Question of the day...

A quick wee stretch of the legs and so far there’s been snow, sunshine, rain and wind. Four seasons in one hour, never mind one day.