Mamamamamaria

From now on, my posts won’t be pretty, and I’m done being “nice.” Since 2015, I’ve had to watch a man running for president repeatedly demonize immigrants as the root of all this country’s problems. I stayed civil. I let the insults slide. 🧵

Womp womp Donnie. 😂

@Texas_jeep__guy Get on the Boat, that’s what you do! Go to cvs and get a toothbrush and toothpaste. Go to Walmart and buy a bathing suit and have fun!

They drove 6 hrs through Texas to get on a cruise to find out when they got there they had forgot their luggage at home. I honestly don’t know what I’d do in this situation. What would you do?

@elyshawillisx @RichardDRembert It gives “pick me! Pick me!”

@RichardDRembert What does mine say?

Bellybutton going to tell you every time

@browneyloxz @jo_col4 @HelloCanada That’s why Vanity Fair will always be elite and a million times better than Vogue. Their articles are so much better.

@jo_col4 @HelloCanada Speaking of an absolute failure..

Stephen Colbert may have said goodbye to late night, but he wasn’t leaving quietly 💃🏻🕺After wrapping his final episode of The Late Show, the host, 62, hit the dance floor at his “Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC - and when wife Evie came out to join him, the celebration was even sweeter ❤️ 📽️: gayleking #stephencolbert

Imagine your parents spending hundreds on singing lessons for you and then you get on American idol and this is what you are in the end… ozempic bobble head child bride shilling for ghouls

@JoshuaHedley WHAT?!?! 😂😂😂😂

You can tell when people absolutely weren’t there, cause this band was a joke when they were current lol. Like nickelback levels of hate.

Can you imagine getting comedy tips from Tina Fey?!? Automatic HELL YES! What a flex!

@taylocket @PopBase This song is awful! wtf is this trash?!?

@PopBase Only abusers listen to his music

“If you not my fan, I don’t want you to listen to my sh*t. Go listen to motherf*cking Zara Larsson or somebody.” — Chris Brown in new Instagram story.

@missanerys @doesyd I don’t know why, but this so makes me extremely angry. What is this garbage?!?

@doesyd Being Cassie hive feels like this rn 💕

rue is dead, maddy is dead, lexi working 7 days a week, jules selling herself to married men, and cassie actually the only one happy

@tru_fru My two rescues. Scout and Wednesday 🥰

drop pictures of your pets and i'll send some PR boxes out 🥳

@CollinRugg This is heartbreaking. That poor baby in the hands of this monster.

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

I truly believe that #AshleyPadilla can probably be an excellent dramatic actress. She literally becomes all of her characters at @nbcsnl! I would love to see her showing off more of the talents! I’m such a fan!

@humortranslate Really?!? Not the ones with the noise pollution or environmental damages, this one?!? 😂😂😂😂 yall insufferable sometimes.

Сама идея гендер-пати всегда казалась мне довольно странной. Но это определённо самая ужасная реализация из всех

@WHITEH0TPEPPERS You do realize this is a cover of another song right?

@Mr_Gumby_ @ohiojesustwink @DEADLINE

@ohiojesustwink @DEADLINE this time in Dungeness Or in Donegal?

Alec Baldwin has killed again. (Source: @DEADLINE)

Everything I know about this group is against my ow will. I don’t know why my timeline is full of their music. Every way.. this song is awful. wtf is this?!?

@PopCrave @firstwefeast There’s like 5 seats. Probably BTS.

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

So sad! My @BruMateTweets bottle is leaking! I’m so sad, this has never happened before and I’m a huge fan! What gives brúmate?

@memechaotic Save the kids. Always! You save me and not the kids, I will never forgive my husband.

That's actually wild.

@DeblinaMandal24 You can’t be serious…

Just wondering now if everyone is gonna call tom desperate n annoying too?? Or was it just for chalamet??