Mark Olson

"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's imposter syndrome all the way down!"

"We are a nation of immigrants, & we must remember that precious aspect of our history & heritage" -JFK "We must be a city on a hill, the eyesore in a darkened world, a refuge for those who cherish freedom & for those who seek refuge" -Reagan "We're like a garbage can" - Trump

*sighs, taps the chart again*

You think it’s so easy to just walk off with the town’s geese? Try it and find out!

As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations. The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris. Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!

Watch this. This is a remarkable piece of journalism from @newshour about what's actually happening in Springfield, Ohio, where JD Vance lied and said Haitians are eating cats. No cat murder, no braindead teen gossip Facebook scaremongering — just the reality in this town.

2% of Harris supporters are like "fuck yeah we rigged it and we'll do it again"

Well this was hella fun.

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@CitizenCohn Georgia as well

This GOP mailer landed in Michigan mailboxes yesterday In case you were wondering how much of a liability Project 2025 has become for Trump

@hspter Fun times being a Georgian nowadays!

I've watched this at least a dozen times since last night 😂

I still have a copy of the (previous?) last print edition somewhere. This is very exciting!

I just gave to Kamala Harris! secure.actblue.com/donate/social-…

You become responsible forever for what you’ve tamed.

After 15 months, April is now letting us pet her. But only after dark. We’re her human booty calls.

@ncnewell So I’m also watching the Dutch version, and it’s great because they’re like “Het ging goed, maar toen Holy Fuck”

@mark_olson Ohhh I’m gonna need to find that

Phaedra and CT are my current favorite reality tv duo (words I never expected to type)

@ncnewell @freakandfraud Gross but probably right

@freakandfraud @mark_olson I can actually see this happening. Sheree just happens upon the win 😂

@ncnewell Rumors and leaks say no, but…. Gotta dream. Sure he’s the “most faithful faithful”, but he also might be playing the best. These people are utter novices compared to him.

@mark_olson Think he can pull it off?

@ncnewell so, I need John to win. So so much.

@TeanWitch the bobbing makes him so, so much more SICKO