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A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. ~Psalm 91:7

@stillImmaculate @biggest_asap Chop am again

@messedui @biggest_asap 😭😂I chop rice yesterday

I don rush wake up, now I don't know what to eat.😭

@Soch_Tweet You too do ooo

@messedui 😭

e no go bad if i reach 6k followers before the end of today oo 😔😔

@just_meivy 1.5million

deep down what you want rn?

@rxchxrdszn Our Fashion mentor don wake ooooo

good morning twitter.

My dad cheated on my mother with a lady with one leg shorter than the other one. My mother walked around the house limping, she said maybe that's what he wanted.

@yxyiagain Aimoye awon eniyan! 😂😂😂😂😂

Wait na “pubic hair” Not “public hair”

@5starbarber_1 5star I wan barb my pubic hair

Today is my mummy’s birthday.🤭🥹🥹🥹

The truth is that I’m lost.

Use this as an excuse to post a beautiful picture from your gallery.

@paula_nays81702 Omo you do ooo😂😂

I don't need a driver's license to ride you.

She blocked me, I think

@Iykyk_oma To save it on my device

You saw me on the road You took my number, chatted me on Whatsapp and still asked me to send my picture Why??🤦‍♀️

@itsTseTse Omo the feeling, when you start thinking about how the person on the counter must have been looking at you😂

I mistakenly bought something I thought was toothpaste, but I later realized it’s actually a kiss lubricant for sexual use. I don’t need it. does anyone want it?

@Everything4Ewa They do that village in Ibadan ooo😂

Can you rent this power bank for 2k for 48hrs ?

@wtffolly_ Trust me, You’ve got a snitch!

Omg he knows 😭