Follyyyy

My friend left her boyfriend cos she kept saving money so she can celebrate his birthday. But when it was her birthday he didn't even buy her flowers & texted her "happy birthday" & he was like "sorry I'm broke". they both work in the same office and he makes money than her😭

So you watching the NBA for cute dudes?

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY

oh to be dua lipa on my fifth vacation of the week in a vintage moschino top sipping a margarita on a beach

Make A word

me when i discover a good tv show that came out 10 years ago with 9 seasons

i love seeing an older couple radiate the same chemistry and passion as young couples. it's a reminder that love is truly timeless

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

They’re literally cannibals… it’s in the files.

My friend left her boyfriend cos she kept saving money so she can celebrate his birthday. But when it was her birthday he didn't even buy her flowers & texted her "happy birthday" & he was like "sorry I'm broke". they both work in the same office and he makes money than her😭

my son said he found an ant in the house and I asked him if he killed it. he was so appalled and said “no, i want it to live its life” i love that for him. but bugs life ain’t happening in this household.

Who did this? Lmao 💀

Waitt for it😅

You built your algorithm brick by brick 😋

The worst he could say is no He:

She looks innocent until … 🤯

Who’s this highmaster? 😂 I thought they said Eastern artists all sound alike… And that it’s only drill they do only in the East? Why does he sound different?

VISITORS' ETIQUETTE : 1. No matter how many times you’re told to feel at home, do not open any door without permission (especially fridge) 2. If you are staying for more than two days, contribute to a bill in the house. You can buy water or something else useful. 3. Don’t overstay your welcome. Know when to leave. If you are not very close, a few hours is enough. The exception is if you are close friends and they clearly want you around. 4. Always tell the person you are visiting that you are coming with someone, just don’t show up with someone, it’s disrespectful and annoying. 5. Always buy something along with you to give to them. Might be bread or fruits. 6. If the floor is tiled wear your footwear, if it's with a carpet, take it off. 7. Don’t change the Tv station. 8. “You can come if you want” is often a polite way of saying they don’t really want you around. Respect yourself and stay home. 9. If you’ve stayed for a while and they suddenly want to go out, take it as your cue to leave. Don’t say you’ll wait for them. Again, know when to leave. 10. Feel at home means sit comfortably, nothing more, nothing less. 11. Never ask for food. Let the offer come to you.

only thing wey dey my mind now, na how i wan take get $12b before monday.

This is a valid perspective, but to consider the viewpoint of those who are angered by it, some argue that he didn't have to wear a costume; rather, he could have dressed like a man and spoken about his experience and the motivation behind Mama Deola. Moreover, if you think about it, that's a pretty strong perspective as well, and it doesn't reduce womanhood to costumes or mere dress-up.