Folly👄

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On my flight today, a young pilot announced, “This is my first flight as captain.” Everyone clapped. The older pilot beside him said, “And it’s my last before retirement.” The whole plane stood to applaud, one career taking off, another landing. Life really is a beautiful circle. 💫🕊️

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they’re putting me in the awk ward

Nobody talks about the stage of grief where you can't even talk about it to anyone anymore because everyone expects you to be getting over it but it still runs through your mind everyday.

I just saw my colleague break down in his car for thirty minutes, only to walk back into the office with a huge smile like everything was perfectly fine. It’s a real reminder that people are fighting silent battles we know absolutely nothing about.

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

me looking at someone i used to like

Remember when Netflix was a straight up $7 a month for every subscriber and Hulu was free with ads, and we actually had a $1 value menu at every fast food chain, and you didn't have to spend $100 on five bags of basic groceries?

Weed and sunsets have one thing in common-they both make you stop and appreciate the moment.

Ngl Some of y'all Romanticize havin a white boyfriend until he starts talking spicy and suddenly you're speechless

gay men of the world, please answer a question from a lesbian: ​how big of a hassle is bottoming actually. like how much of a commitment is it. every time i hear gay men talk about it it sounds like you need 3 business days and pass a trial by fire to prepare

People say "nothing is impossible" but I do nothing everyday

Younger siblings are soooo funny

Ngl, this is a valid reason for a breakup

Had an elderly boss who got scammed out of $5k in a "your mac is infected" call. I told her it was a scam + reported it to Chase credit. That night, she called the scammer, angry. "I'm sorry 🥺," he said. "I'll refund you! What's your debit card info?" ​Guess what she did

Literally every dad in the world

I hate when people yell at kids and make them feel stupid for making a mistake instead of teaching them how to do it the right way

Ouuuu I’m in love with her hair 😍