Adam Custance

@legalhackette Ineptness ineptly rewarded. He couldn't find his arse with both hands and if he did he'd drop it. A blight on criminal defence from which it's never recovered.

Former Tory lord chancellor, who cut lawyers pay, tried to stop defendants choosing lawyers & prompted walk-out by solicitors, Chris Grayling, gets a knighthood in Rishi Sunak's dissolution honours list. I know he's ill, but this is a reward for failure. gov.uk/government/new…

@LouiseBaldock Maxine's year. I was a student at Tees Poly when you were a librarian. I used to go out with Joanne Eggett and knock around with Stephen Ainsley and Gordon Coffey. I'm still very good friends with Andrew Moule.

@LouiseBaldock I remember Terry Benton. I was awfully badly behaved as a student but I remember he was a very good teacher I remember you at Conyers and in the Library at Teesside Poly and your sister Maxine. Nice to see you are doing well.

@NoContextHumans It's a wonderful wank Thomas the wank engine The scent of a wank The dogs of wank The Italian wank Wank at Tiffany's

@NoContextBrits My own personal opinion!!!!!!!!

@NoContextBrits The King's moist men. Two mules for moist Sister Sara. Seven moist brides for seven brothers. The big moist man. Moist Shaft The unbearable weight of massive moist talent. American made moist

Ruin a film by adding "moist" to the title.

@fowlerguitar @BBCArchive The guy at 1:58 caught me by surprise! I think it's a young Bernard Manning.

Is popular music good? Has anything changed since 1967? From the @BBCArchive youtu.be/CEuOUm7Lqf4

Here’s a rousing new 🎶 version of the convict folk classic “Botany Bay” adapted as a cheerio to @BorisJohnson. If you like it, you can show your appreciation by pre-ordering our NEW SINGLE out next Friday for #RefugeeWeek called “See Your Face Again” 👉 orcd.co/seeyourface

@ThatEricAlper Auf Wiedersehen Pet Beiderbeck Affair

@NoContextBrits My own personal view!!!!!

What word or phrase makes you cringe?

Nadhim Zahawi has agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC. He should be sent to jail for fraud. RT if you want to see him in jail.

A Merry Christmas to you all on this #WinterSolstice, here's my arrangement of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, to put you in a Dickensian mood. And if the music doesn't do that - I've added some extras. Full video on my YouTube channel #fingerstyle #classicalguitar

@fowlerguitar Came to this late. Beautiful rendition Mike. I used to watch this version with my dad. My favourite of all the versions. Thanks Mike.

@andrewmoule @SeahamFoodFest @matt_tebbutt What's going on under the jacket?

@SwearingSport Brilliant!

I opened next week's @RadioTimes today. I'm delighted to see this doc on a dear departed friend, @LindisfarneNow primary songwriter, Alan Hull, is scheduled. Good to see it featured too. Directed by @ClarkeGed with involvement of @laidlaw_ray @FridayNightBBC4 26th Nov at 9:00pm.

@fowlerguitar @StuartHumphryes @Bob_Fischer I honestly believe that they would find their place as stars in today's entertainment world. Timeless.

@StuartHumphryes @Bob_Fischer @mockinghorse - quality outstanding. And just looking at them makes me smile.

Very rare, I've given a little up-scale & polish to what I believe are the only colour photos of Laurel & Hardy taken in the 1930s. They were snapped by Daily News photographer Harry Warnecke in 1938, during the shooting of their movie 'Block-Heads'. These are not colourised

Brexit isn't working, let's cancel it and rejoin the EU If you agree, like, RT and follow

Retweet if you love #LaurelAndHardy