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@poems_past Why does he drink it like he’s in a hospice bed? Paper towel and everything

Dsp enjoys a shot

@TheRealDashFir1 @Qq_on_kick Another dent you guys will embrace like pwr….tremendous

So looks like evacowboyfan and scarlet came by my stream tonight. Scarlet said furbs banned her. Looks like evacowboyfan wants me to interview him. I agreed to it but I am waiting til @Qq_on_kick releases his interview with Eva before I do mine.

@adrissar234 @Trencheiro Brother.. it’s a troll post..you think he’s stepping down to become an intern? Get it together

@Trencheiro Why is the link you posted from 2025?

JUST IN: Per sources, Ion Hazzikostas is stepping down from his position as Game Director of World of Warcraft at Blizzard Entertainment, effective immediately. Hazzikostas reportedly plans to pursue a internship at JP Morgan. #warcraft #midnight #cannons wowhead.com/news/ion-hazzi…

@WinC_Gaming Hell yea we haven’t had enough failed extraction shooters…let’s gooo

Halo Studios is reportedly ditching battle royale for an extraction shooter — tighter matches, bigger stakes, and more teamwork. I’d be open to that if it leans into social play like ARC Raiders👇 windowscentral.com/gaming/halo/pe…

@Khatspergers Detractors have no power over this man’s life…..or so I’ve been told

Phil crashes out because Kick chat told him to walk to the new chicken place down the street instead of doordashing for DSP Tries It.

@NikTek The paint is not yellow enough

At first I found it quite odd that Capcom has added only two difficulty modes in Pragmata; Casual and Standard. The absence of a Hard difficulty mode threw me off a bit, but watching Philip play this game made me realize why Capcom decided to add the easy mode to it. Before entering this section here, you literally get the Decoy Generator which shows you that it will attract a group of enemies This section is intentionally designed for enemies to get in your way so you can use that Decoy Generator and hack the wall I guess Capcom should've thrown more yellow paint at that decoy gun and have Diana constantly suggest using it during this section

@NerdBrewGaming Dude exclusively eats DoorDash. There’s a 100% chance that someone has put their dick in his food

I wonder how much spit and mucus he has eaten because they saw Phil Burnell on the order.

@FiletOFishery @Jiz Brother his hustle is our summer vacations when we were teenagers..calm down

@Jiz This guy fucking hustles. Like people say streaming isn’t hard but can’t say shit about this guy the work ethic is fucking nuts look up his twitch stats, hasn’t missed a day in a fucking decade

bro i think summit1g needs to take a break from streaming...

@DiscussingFilm Did Josh gad make that history of the world sequel? That was a piece of shit

Rick Moranis says that Josh Gad's concept for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ convinced him to come out of acting retirement. “Ultimately I said yes to it cause it was the only way I could get him to stop texting me.”

@poems_past Why does he tell us that he has a fan base that are all adults while also sitting there explaining the most basic shit that these supposed adults should’ve lived through

Old man Burnell spins a tale of how video rental stores worked when they first opened Philip. You where not born when the first video rental stores started.

@poems_past This is a Shakeweight home dumbfuck kid

Dsps house “isn’t viable for bow flex” due to space

@Noneyuns52 @Photomusicrock What 20 year old dresses like this? Is it the 1940s?

@Photomusicrock I’m embarrassed for a 75 year old senior citizen still dressing like he’s 20.

At 75, Aerosmith’s Joe Perry is changing his guitar setup to battle the early signs of arthritis. He still delivers!

@bieber_sux123 Pizza crust out of a can..couldn’t even splurge on a boboli. I’m more of a Sbarro‘s pizza man myself.

@NutrientPolecat An entire fanbase filled with wards of the state is kind of impressive.

foot obsessed incel NSRV gives phil 5 dollars to say that he can't afford a new tire for his car and owes his uncle money. cool. what a well adjusted normal person

@bieber_sux123 This is going on my headstone

@monster_mumbles Haggar pants, Tommy Bahama shirts

DSP suplexing dentractors with his success and fitness

@RichJohnsonNFL That’s not happening

I’m told that the #Giants and #Bengals are engaged in a blockbuster trade that would send Dexter Lawrence to Cincinnati. Cincy would send over the 10th pick and “potentially more” to land the former DPOY candidate. Insane.

@darksy_dephil I can’t wait for the “she was never fat” retcon

With how confidently he says "my wife's not fat," I am 100% certain that he and his fat wife are on Ozempic.

@2ndDerich Is potbelly as bad as he makes it look?

JFC $12, they got him good

@MeowBlocks Maybe it’s lack of sleep but this got me cackling