Noah
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If you’re going to say America sucks at something it should not be entertainment.
We have our weaknesses.
Failing to make something a spectacle is not one of them.
nico 🇺🇸@acmilanchampo21
The “American stadiums suck” discourse died so fast 😂😂 Y’all really thought we were living in the slums over here huh? lol
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@paytondev says a lot about the state of things that they’ve become a meme
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@tibo_maker my magic 8 ball says probably not.
we’ve known their marketing and PR to be shit even before this, and they’ve already stepped on the toes of this administration. this has also hurt their valuation and looks bad for enterprise customers. its simply bad business
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everyone thinks the US government bullied Anthropic into killing Fable 5
I think Anthropic wanted it
here's my 5-part theory 👇
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part 1: Fable 5 was a hit
it's the most powerful model Anthropic has ever put in public hands, and people jumped on it fast
the problem is Anthropic has been compute-starved for the better part of a year. rate limits, peak-hour throttling, outages. they admitted it themselves in may
and Fable 5 costs double what Opus does
a hit product is a good problem for most companies. for a compute-starved one, it's just a bigger bill
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part 2: Amazon found the jailbreak
not some random researcher. Amazon 🤔
the company that's both a major Anthropic investor and one of the clouds running its models
they found the flaw, took it straight to the government, and the government told Anthropic to fix it or pull it
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part 3: Anthropic said no
they called the jailbreak narrow and said other models like OpenAI's GPT-5.5 can do the same thing
they probably knew refusing would force a shutdown, which let them save face
so the government hit Fable 5 with an export control and Anthropic had to kill it for everyone
a company refusing a safety request right after filing for an IPO is not normal behavior
unless losing the model was never really a loss 🧐
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part 4: they were already rationing it
before any jailbreak, before any of this, Anthropic had announced Fable 5 was coming off its subscription plans on june 23
their words: they'd put it back when "sufficient capacity allows"
plain version: they were bundling their most expensive model into existing plans at no extra charge, which is brutal to serve at scale
the shutdown just took it the rest of the way, eleven days before Anthropic was going to limit it themselves
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part 5: the victim becomes the hero
"we can't serve our own flagship" is a humiliating headline
"the government is censoring us" is a different story
and remember, days before launch Anthropic was publicly calling for a "brake pedal" on frontier AI and saying labs should have the option to slow down. then they shipped their most powerful model ever
now they get to look principled instead of broke. good guys branding again
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so here's the whole thing: Anthropic was going to ration Fable 5 anyway
the government handed them a way to do it that makes them look brave instead of capacity-strapped
this whole thing can be looked at as Anthropic buying itself time on compute, without ever having to admit it couldn't keep up with its own growth
they didn't fight it because they didn't need to
I'm not saying they staged it. I'm saying it worked out a little too cleanly 🤷🏻

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@ericgkrehbiel yes all of those enterprise customers will stop paying because of some model most orgs didnt enable for their employees
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@Haniel_Ulises because half of that shit only exists on here to serve as engagement farming
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@robinebers So many of the "AI" accounts on here reek of a similar energy during the crypto grift era on twitter.
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found another one
look at that ranking lol

Robin Ebers · AI for Business Owners@robinebers
seeing tweets that Kimi K2.7 is almost as good as Fable 5 people on twitter will say anything for some fresh views bunch of crackheads smh 🤦♂️
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@WillManidis @Teknium All of twitter just loves taking snippets and ignoring what's actually being written in the full post.
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Dario (48 hours ago): “US gov should be able to block model deployment”
USG: *export controls models*
Dario: “not like that”

Andrew Curran@AndrewCurran_
The Trump administration has placed Anthropic's Mythos 5 and Fable 5 under export controls. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick sent a letter to Dario Amodei tonight stating that foreign governments, companies, and individuals will no longer have access to either model.
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