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@drinkgaragebeer My frozen chicken wings

What’s the one thing in your garage you won’t throw away?

@jeffrey_siebert is this a policy at your park? Not to sell @Cinnabon

@Cinnabon tell me why they won’t sell me 18 rolls at @SixFlagsOverTX . I’m paying for them, it’s not like I’m asking for free cinnamon rolls.

A new member just joined the Six Flags’ roster. 🏈 🚩 Welcome to Team Six, @tkelce! More details here: bit.ly/4sGTmzA

@SixFlags @SF_FiestaTexas @tkelce Does this mean that @drinkgaragebeer is going to be sold at Parks?

@spigen When your case breaks, and you ask if it’s still under warranty!!

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@jeffrey_siebert @SixFlagsOverTX I’m here, can I stop by?

The classic Southern Palace Theatre like you’ve never seen it before…. with seats!!! The New Gazillion Bubbles show begins March 14! @SixFlagsOverTX

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 We are doing a giveaway for a 4K Ultra HD™ copy of #Hamnet. Includes Feature Commentary with Director Chloé Zhao, Three Featurettes, and more! - Like and Retweet this post - Follow @IrishFilmCritic

Good news! The CHILL DRILL will be available for sale starting this Friday morning! ONLY 50 MADE and they will be first come first serve (limit 1 per person). We have a better commercial coming soon.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled THANK GARAGE IT’S FRIDAY programming to bring you this BREAKING NEWS ALERT. Garage Beer has issued a mandatory nationwide recall due to the beer being “too beer flavored”. This is not real. Please remain calm and stay in your garage.

Bringing 20 of these out of the vault for #NationalTradingCardDay! RT for a chance to win one!

@drinkgaragebeer @DrewGarrison Oh shit, I need a tattoo guy quick

Ok since @DrewGarrison asked and I said yeah we’ll let anyone run our twitter for 24 hours if they get a garage beer tattoo. We have to review them first cuz we can’t give you the password but I’ll p much approve anything. Reply to this thread with tats. Legal is gonna love this.

@drinkgaragebeer If I win, please consider this.

We have so many dumb ideas this year

@drinkgaragebeer The back of my kids school bus or a dart bus

GIVEAWAY: YOU CAN LEGALLY PRETEND YOU WORK HERE NOW. We made giant magnets and they make anything look legit. Cars, mailboxes, fridges, lawn mowers, foreheads. You don’t actually work at Garage Beer but nobody will know. TO WIN ONE: tell us where you’ll put yours in the replies!!

@drinkgaragebeer My garage definitely needs some pimping

@CourtMejias Really enjoyed the communities that were part of this app.

The only ever service/app I actually was so sad to see gone. Good times.

@drinkgaragebeer Can you guys share the video and we can air it on our socials?

BREAKING NEWS: Garage Bowl, our claymation halftime special has been BANNED FROM BROADCAST! It will not air, stream, or be re-scheduled in any form. We were just informed and are now working quickly on a limited edition physical DVD release. Stay tuned. Our sincerest apologies.

Who’s winning the Big Game tomorrow?

@drinkgaragebeer Sold out

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