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Joined the club this past Saturday but wanted to wait for Mutant Monday to post @WelcomeApes @BoredApeYC Following all apes back LFG 🔥🔥

@tiffanobi @daintybabyelle Oh nooo the of whore and the pornstar is beefing. Whatever shall we do 😂

.@daintybabyelle u can run ur mouth like a little bitch but u don’t wanna box me cuz u would get rocked.

Let the Mexicans stay. Get the fucking Indians out. I’d much rather a hard working roofer than a dirty shit thrower.

@CryptoTaxSucks If i never sold and just transferred between wallets but i still got a 1099-DA from coinbase for proceeds of over $10k. Ex: wallet a -> coinbase -> wallet b Didn’t sell anything or withdrew anything to bank account

I thought I was super clear in this post, but apparently yall are still freaking out about 1099-DA If that’s you? Read carefully and your stress will melt away. The IRS will receive a copy with your proceeds and no cost basis or gains/loss. They do not assume your cost basis is $0 They will not assume you owe tax on 100% of proceeds. Your records in your crypto tax software can be used to justify your tax filing. But you should make sure your proceeds on form 8949 match the proceeds on form 1099-da before filing. Your version of 1099-da will have incorrect cost basis and gains/losses. That doesn’t matter. IRS never sees it. You can ignore it. Literally all that matters is the proceeds you report match + that you keep accurate records in tax software That way you have backup if the IRS comes sniffing.

@ItsShubhangi Go worry about the poop on your public streets and leave winning to developed nations

This will go down in history as one of the most reckless, most egregious actions committed by the USG. There is no justification for it. The ship was returning from a naval exercise in India. They could have been blockaded, prevented from reaching their home country. But this was a plain massacre, and it happened too close to Indian waters.

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@lukezim Legal immigration is good you fking dopehead

so you agree immigration is good

@_Mulaamamii If yall are listening to this ugly lil Oompa Loompa looking monkey for financial advice. Just hang it up now bc your life has hit rock bottom 💀

Listen!! 🗣️ Take $200 out of your Taxes and Go get you a LLC. Now you own a Business. Then go online and get the 5k small business grant (SBA). That's how you turn $200 into 5k. 💰🤑💰 Now you have 5k and your own Business. Take out a credit card in your Business name. Use half then pay it off. Make your Business credit perfect. Everytime you spend a $1 file it under the business. End of the year file those taxes. 👏🏽 Pay those Taxes. Start living good. All off $200 Thank me later.. 💰🏃🏽‍♀️ This is FREE INFO. I'M NOT ASKING FOR ONE PENNY. 🗣️‼️

@himshouse Never listen to a woman in a man’s field. These idiots we’re never meant to lead only gaslight and lie

$HIMS $LLY $NVO 🚨 FOUNDER & CEO OF MOCHI HEALTH: EXPECT "WAY HIGHER" CHURN ON NOVO'S GLP-1 PILL " The orals just don't work very well... Rybelsus has been on the market for years. And nobody takes it" " I think the pill is a great on-ramp, but it also just doesn't really work... way higher churn.  I would expect way higher rates of patients that want to stop taking these medications long term."

@TheLongInvest Leverage to get sued into oblivion. the fk are you on…

What $HIMS has done today is gained a lot of leverage Pick up the phone $NVO

@notsoeasymoney @notthreadguy Why would anyone with half a brain listen to this fking clown thread…

I’m a VERY large $HOOD holder && tbh I could not agree with @notthreadguy any less. RobinHood’s end goal is to be a do everything finance app A place where you can buy stocks, buy crypto, trade prediction markets, buy ico’s, have a retirement account, even get a mortgage in due time. What Vlad did here was appeal to the core audience and demographic they SHOULD be going after. The older generation is stuck in their ways and where their money is placed. The younger generation as they accrue capital over time. Need a face. Need a place. They want to put that future capital. He’s targeting the growing demographic / user base, not going after the stagnant and isolated one from today.

@UN0l1f3 @moonbirds So the digital collectibles we minted didn’t get any allocation? Seems like a shit move

The haters will say this is fake. Thanks @moonbirds !! it wasn't the smoothest experience, but well worth the wait. This is exclusively from birb boxes, which are currently selling for half the implied value from qr codes inside. The boxes were great. This is the icing on top.

@jonahkitay @dyli_io Yes but once you win. You can’t even redeem your product. Been waiting to redeem my phantasmal flame etb that was supposed to be avail late 2025. It’s now mid Jan and still can’t

Fair Drops on @dyli_io are now a "must watch" for even casual collectors. Some crazy opportunities with low to no minimums just sitting there. Do yourself a favor and set a reminder to check the Fair Drops tab at least every few days for new drops!

@JonathanBGood_ @hxxntrr That’s not how credit cards work monkey boy

@hxxntrr Now your dumbass is $24,000 dollars in debt!🤦‍♂️

Got denied for a credit card on Monday Called back Tuesday, talked to a different person, got approved for $24,000 Same application. Same credit. Different human The reconsideration line hack: When you apply for a credit card and get denied, it goes through an algorithm. The algorithm says no. You accept defeat and move on Wrong move Every bank has a "reconsideration line" - a phone number where a real human reviews your application manually. They have override authority the algorithm doesn't The algorithm denied you for: - Too many recent inquiries - Not enough history with that bank - Utilization snapshot looked bad that day - Some random flag in their system A human can look at the full picture and say "actually this person is fine" The reconsideration numbers: Chase: 888-270-2127 Amex: 800-567-1083 Capital One: 800-625-7866 (note: CapOne is stubborn - they rarely overturn, but worth trying) Citi: 800-695-5171 Bank of America: 800-732-9194 Discover: 800-347-2683 US Bank: 800-685-7680 Wells Fargo: 800-967-9521 Barclays: 866-408-4064 The script that works: "Hi, I recently applied and was declined. I'd like to request a reconsideration. I have [X years] of history with [bank], my utilization is [X%], and I've never missed a payment. Is there any additional information I can provide?" Then shut up. Let them look Success rate: 30-40% of denials get overturned on reconsideration (except Capital One who barely budges) That's not a small number. That's almost half of "denied" people who just needed to make one phone call The banks don't advertise these numbers. They want you to accept no and go away Don't go away. Call the line. Talk to a human. Get your money (I help you get approved and stack up to $250k in 0% funding. DM me if you're collecting denials instead of approvals)

@dyli_io when can we redeem our phantasmal flame etb? Says late 2025 and still not available for redemption. Seems Sus af

@MayorFrey Sybau

This is an obvious attempt to intimidate me for standing up for Minneapolis, local law enforcement, and residents against the chaos and danger this Administration has brought to our city. I will not be intimidated. My focus remains where it’s always been: keeping our city safe.

everyone mad at this tweet. when tf did everyone start caring about that shithole scamming ass country 😂

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@BR4ted Brother who cares about that shithole

This is unacceptable, not even as a joke. I hold multiple Pudgies and Lil Pudgy but that doesn’t mean I’ll let people talk shit. Imagine saying this while having team members from India. “Nothing serious”? So you’re telling me we can be racist and then call it a joke?

@GovTimWalz Man talking about reasonable use of taxpayer dollars is peak retardation

Ridiculous. Nobody is fooled into thinking this bafoonery is a reasonable use of taxpayer dollars. It should not take 50 ICE agents to arrest one guy in a library.