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@4Vvyas Somebody give her International Pun Award already.

क़त्ल ए 'आम' शुरू 'लँगड़ों' को भी नहीं बख्शा जा रहा है

@tweet_himanshu0 Hui**

Kaun huaa nangi

@Aakashi_123 Introverts don't

Everyone deserves a Chhichhore-type friend group at least once in life

@drpandeyanil Top 10 conversations that never happened.

। जापानी : मुझे नालंदा जाना है। कैसे जाऊँ ? भारतीय : रेल पकड़ कर बख्तियारपुर जंक्शन पहुँचिये। वहाँ से नालंदा के लिए गाड़ी बुक कर लीजिये। जापानी : रेल्वे स्टेशन का नाम बख्तियारपुर क्यों ? भारतीय : रेल्वे स्टेशन का नाम बख्तियार खिलजी के नाम पर है। जापानी (चौंकते हुए) : वही सनकी बख्तियार खिलजी, जिसने नालंदा विश्वविद्यालय की लाखों ऐतिहासिक रूप से महत्वपूर्ण पुस्तकों को जलाकर लाखों निर्दोष, निःशस्त्र हिन्दुओं तथा बौद्धों की हत्या करवा दी थी ? भारतीय (शर्म से) : हाँ वही। जापानी : अजीब नही है ? कृर हमलावरों, हत्यारों का ऐसा सम्मान ? भारतीय : यह हमारे देश का सेक्युलरिजम है। इसे हम गंगा जमुनी तहजीब कहते हैं। #बख्तियारपुर_जंक्शन । @RailMinIndia @narendramodi । #औ_का

Bundelkhand is a highly underrated area.

@sabrashatila88 Somebody failed 6th grade biology

@hourly_shitpost LMFAO!

Arfa, Rana & Sayema will never show you this.

@theupindex False, Orai in Jalaun district (Jhansi division) also has a medical college.

Big day for Lalitpur! CM Yogi Adityanath inaugurates Rajkiya Medical College in Lalitpur today. Spread over 26 acres, this is the second medical college in Jhansi division, built at a cost of Rs 280 Cr.

@india_plus_ This would look really good with some tweaks. ₹1000 note also needs to be brought back

Your thoughts on this ?

@JaswindarS64067 @Surya102m Jab kat lega na tab pata chalega

@Surya102m जय बजरंगबली जय हनुमान जय बजरंगबली जय हनुमान जय बजरंगबली जय हनुमान🙏🙏

दिल्ली मेट्रो की पिंक लाइन (सराय काले खां स्टेशन) पर आज गजब ही हो गया! 🚊🐒 एक 'बंदर भाई' बिना टिकट फुल स्वैग में सफर कर रहे थे। हद तो तब हो गई जब वो सीधे एक लड़की की गोद में जा बैठे और उसे 'किस' (Kiss) भी कर दिया! सहयात्री डर के साए में सफर करने को मजबूर थे।मनोरंजन अपनी जगह है, लेकिन चलती मेट्रो में जंगली जानवर का इस तरह घूमना यात्रियों की सुरक्षा के साथ बड़ा खिलवाड़ है। अगर बंदर पैनिक होकर हमला कर देता तो जिम्मेदार कौन होता?सुरक्षा में इतनी बड़ी चूक कैसे हुई? क्या इन भाईसाहब का चालान कटा? @OfficialDMRC @CISFHQrs #DelhiMetro #SaraiKaleKhan #PinkLine #MetroViral #PassengerSafety #SecurityLapse #DelhiNews

@Surya102m @OfficialDMRC how can you let this happen? Who would be responsible in case of an unprecedented event?

This is Iranian singer Parastoo Ahmadi. She has been sentenced to 74 lashes for performing without a hijab. If the same singer were banned from performing "for wearing a hijab" anywhere in the non-Islamic world, the whole world would be screaming about human rights. Why? Because the hijab is only called a "choice" when women want to wear it, not when they are forced to by Mullahs.

@ifiweretheree And why don't chacha and tau mind their own business?

Papa chacha Tau when "I said mujhe love marriage krni h "

@NoidaUpdatesX Kaner ke phool tod lenge bhai 😭😭😭 aise aise log hain

@pathakDeek Who will uproot and take away full grown kaner bushes

Barbed wire ≠ Beautification Btw Why barbed wire on the central verge. Aren't these bigger threats in case of a minor accident #GemsOfGreaterNoida

@penglen5 @KristylNight @NeverteIImeodd No, that's Houston

@KristylNight @NeverteIImeodd You’re sure that’s not in Chicago?

A man fires into the sky… suddenly the gun loosens and pure panic takes over.

@changethisfeel @OliverJia1014 Wtf

@OliverJia1014 She wants you to be more rough and spontaneous. Just pull her pants down and shove it in when she least expects it

Some men die of thirst while they watch other men drown.

@pizzaboy_ow @Naro1060 @ShubhamS_35 Muslims also eat this lol This junk food isn't limited to a particular religous group

@Naro1060 @ShubhamS_35 not defending unhygieness but, that's still fresh meat we go home, wash, cook, and eat, getting all this bacteria. What most of you guys eat is absolute goyslop shit that tastes good. Meat of goat and beef, are the only pure sources left of food which is not adulterated.

Right now, people across India are eating nothing but garbage in the name of street food. They don't seem to care about hygiene or even the health of their liver, Heart, Kidney

@ShubhamS_35 It looked fine until he pulled out the sauce. All those toppings were completely unnecessary. It's relatively cleaner tho considering India's low hygiene standards.