THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

#petergreene Zed's really dead google.com/amp/s/www.dail…

@VictoriaCoren #onlyconnect @BBCOne when you get one question correct on @onlyconnectuk

#brassic @AaronBHeffernan @MrRyanSampson @damienmolony That final season should never have been made, and what an absolute shite ending. It made the last season of lost look like a feckin masterpiece

#faithless @faithless @VirginMediaIE We definitely need @JamieLeeOD in the next series. She's like #SharonStone to basic instinct

@IrelandAMVMTV @ElaineCrowley Love Elaine's pyjamas this morning

Wouldn't it be great if #CelebsGoDating was less wannabes and has beens and more like love lorn and needy???

@IrelandAMVMTV #irelandam What a gobshite

@BBCBreaking I told him to stand by me, but he wanted to roll with it, and unfortunately, he didn't live forever

Oasis say they are "shocked and saddened" by fan's death after fall at Wembley Stadium show on Saturday bbc.in/3UGvKvN

@ladbible I told him to stand by me, but he wanted to roll with it, and unfortunately, he didn't live forever

Oasis said they were 'shocked and saddened' at the news.

@jimmycarr It only took me twenty pages to figure out that I couldn't give a shite about your life, and I closed the book for good

@AdrianEdmondson I thoroughly enjoyed your book for unexpected reasons You stayed away from the obvious topics and opened up the parts of your life that few knew about P.S. i'll even think twice about approaching you for an autograph or selfie on the street

@BBCNews She deserves it 👏 @ClaudiaWinkle should be next

Tess Daly almost missed MBE letter after error bbc.in/4l9purO

#Josephcharm #bgt @BGT Painfully unfunny

@terrorvision What time are you onstage

It's been tooooo long since we've been to Ireland so let's make up for it at these 2 gigs. Can't wait x

@CadburyUK @CadburyIreland @CadburyAU @CadburyWorld @CadburyCanada @Cadbury_SA The new #Cadbury advert has more impact in it than most episodes of popular soaps. It deals with a topic that most companies wouldn't dare go near. I can see big things for the two actors involved.

@Henry92589880 @superTV247 Touche

@polymorph2 @superTV247 You’re boring 🤣

Tiffany has been back on top form tonight I am cackling #CBBUK #CBBLL

@TiffanyPollard @bbuk #CelebrityBigBrother Trying to act like your face isn't fozen on national television

@superTV247 She's an overrated mess that lacks any originalty that Mickey had

Me every time I’m watching Late & Live and I see my own profile picture on the big screen #CBBUK #CBBLL

#BBUK @bbuk ##MickeyRourke @TiffanyPollard Who do you wanna watch on #bigbrother??