Victoria Coren Mitchell

@4aQuietLife Excellent

@VictoriaCoren My daughter was fairly proficient in Polari from Round the Horne being played in the car

I'm not saying we're elderly parents, but today when I told my 2-year-old not to drop her food on the floor, she sang "Don't drop your food on the floor, Mrs Worthington..."

@Noam25 And you support QPR…?! I feel like we ought to know each other

@VictoriaCoren Oh. I get that. And that resonates with this ex-SPGS 52-year-old with a soon to be three year old. Thanks to Ivor the engine, he says “push-ti-come” when we watch trains.

@SenseiChanning @Buyshirts1 @PokerStarsLIVE @PokerStars You haven’t had the money yet? That’s not good. Is it @PokerStars or Barrière though? I’m a bit out of the loop these days. Maybe @barnyboatman knows who to ask?

@Buyshirts1 @PokerStarsLIVE @PokerStars @VictoriaCoren I see what you're saying but I would just hope that they'd pay someone in less than a week even if they had just a dozen followers.

Hey @PokerStarsLIVE What would you say was a reasonable time a player should expect to wait to be paid in one of your EPT events?

@LaurieSwin21 @taskmaster Excellent storage.

Just catching up on @VictoriaCoren Mitchell's season of @taskmaster. She is wonderful and knowledgeable and this is, without a doubt, the proper way to use a bread bin.

@theclaimer1984 Aw that’s nice. Thanks Rick! I certainly heard them laughing when the bubble burst.

Was a pleasure to play with @VictoriaCoren today in Paris. She pirouetted between French and English making myself and the French players laugh in both languages. She was the last person in the tournament not to make money unfortunately 😟

I love an aspirational shop window.

SO proud to hear the name of our quiz in the mouth of Michael Palin and the words of Mackenzie Crook. How lovely to exist in that universe. #SmallProphets is wonderful.

@barrettpj62 @NoContextBrits lol. I certainly have happy memories of taking that photo.

@NoContextBrits @VictoriaCoren Have you seen this?

Women posting “Valentine’s meal x” and this is the photo.

@gogotalks That’s a great reading

@VictoriaCoren i like to think of it as the wild, wishful, through the looking glass dream you have about them all after falling asleep in your chair having just finished the book. not literal, but between the lines and what could have been.

Well, I went to see #WutheringHeights in spite of myself, knowing from the sniffy reviews I would find it ridiculous. And I thought it was *wonderful*.

@muppetberries It is a bit different.

@VictoriaCoren I want to see it as i remember cliff richard played him ...on vhs at my moms house ...this will be different im sure ...smiles

My goodness, I was not aware of this game-changer. youtube.com/watch?v=hmVDac…

@VictoriaCoren I like to think that hell consists of playing snooker without any of the equipment for reaching long shots so there's no rest for the wicked!

@VictoriaCoren And that's not even mentioning the shoes! Dark formal dress shoes please. Sports shoes and trainers are *not* acceptable absent an official medical exemption.

@VictoriaCoren I'm with David, what is the point of letting it count if it's not in line with competition rules? It's the start of a slippery slope to using their hands to just roll the balls around for records

My little daughter: “Wow! Look! A toddler has won TWO World Records for playing snooker!” My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”

@FranticFern74 @onlyconnect @trussliz It’s not taunting really! We’re just fascinated by all the triv options thrown up by the record-breaking turnover and tenancy length. It is a bit funny, but not for political reasons.

@VictoriaCoren we love your show @onlyconnect but your taunting of @trussliz are not funny. You should do some research on what really happened.

Like many people, I was impressed and excited by the story of the bus driver who chased a mugger, punched him in the face, knocked him down and sat on him for half an hour waiting for the police. But I would say that this analysis, by Boris Johnson, is a bit of a stretch. #WWJD

@NikkiSmalks @railway200 Lovely picture in so many ways, thank you!

@VictoriaCoren one of your youngest OnlyConnect fans had to get a pic with this train for you today. @railway200 to celebrate 200 years of railway