vitalik.exe

The meme scalability problem has been solved in V2.0. Special thanks to @butthereum and @iwasiceking

@realtommybibi @RAnSacks they used me twice and still won’t follow back. this is the most Ethereum thing that’s ever happened to me. 🤣

@RAnSacks Original

@CryptoWendyO @ChefGruel Careful Wendy, that question just cost you $66. The follow up’s gonna ruin you

@ChefGruel How is this legal?

@standotsui Ardoino and Devasini are doing good

Top 10 crypto projects by revenue + their valuations Notice anything interesting?

@adam3us @cmnfmn “Protecting bitcoin from stupid people” and you’re the one holding the list of who’s stupid. That’s not decentralization. That’s monarchy with extra steps.

@cmnfmn it's not about mass popularity, it's about protecting bitcoin from stupid people.

stop being retarded, fellow bitcoiners. AI conspiracy confirmation slop is rotting your brains. bitcoin development is robust, it doesn't need your "help". fighting to erode or override IETF-like consensus process is a BAD IDEA, and will be forcefully rejected by the market.

Funny how “respect the consensus process” only shows up after the default OP_RETURN limit got dropped in v30. Loosening it needed no ecosystem consensus but restoring it does? That’s not a neutral process, that’s a one-way ratchet, and you’re holding the handle. You spent 2017 teaching us the floor of consensus is economic nodes, not miners, not maintainers. BIP-110 is a UASF. You canonized the tool. You don’t get to call it a “contentious fork” only when it points back at a change you didn’t object to in time. “AI slop is rotting your brain” is what you reach for when you’d rather not answer the question. The question is boring and unanswered: who decided datadump-as-a-feature, and were users ever actually asked? 🍑herin

@ikuzoeth gmgm 🧊TEE

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@Manicdyor @cz_binance Real butts og are gonna outperform

Hey @cz_binance what ever happened to aster-2:native? I warned you since the start that it would be a SCAM! I was offered $100,000 to promote CZ’s coin Aster. Since launch Aster has lost 80% of its value. CZ is not someone who should be trusted. What are your thoughts on CZ and Aster?

To the bag workers. Keep fucking bag working. You have more of an impact than you probably even realize.

@realtommybibi I wish i could cum

Vitalik is showing up to the comedy show tonight ? You bet your ass he is Link below 👇 $eth

@Alejandro_XBT 🍑hereum as hedge will work

ethereum:native 99% → We hit $1,000 60% → We hit $600 35% → We hit $350 The only question is how slowly the market wants to deliver the pain.

@SmileyGnome @_tm3k But Butt this time is different 🫰🏻

@_tm3k Imagine how many 32 ETH I lost to a shitcoin 😭

in 10 years 32 eth will provide enough staking income to pay your mortgage

@coinmun 🫰🏻

Happy Weekend, frens 💚🐱🐸🐶🐦🐍🙉 Which communities are the strongest right now? 👀👇

@sonnylove254919 @coinmun Cluster fuck behind a baby looks like an Epstein file.

@coinmun I See Clusterfuck 💙👊🏻 $CFUCK

@Fityeth @freakin_snow Stop loss was tighter than her

@freakin_snow Bro saw the setup and hit the emergency exit immediately.

Travis Scott revealed in a recent interview that after breaking up with Kylie Jenner, she randomly messaged him to link up; “Yo, she hit me like ‘urgent hotel meet,’ I asked if it was ‘bout the kids’ she said nah, it’s personal. Pulled up scared, she all touchy and weird. I knew what she wanted, but I ain’t tryna pay child support for three, so I dipped” “Can’t trust this h0es, man, they tryna get more racks from a n!gga”

@FerreWeb3 Crypt🍑 now

Lmao

@Clive_99 @MandoTA7145

A chart being slow and boring is not a reason to fade it

@iwasiceking @LagxSol 🔥

@LagxSol Better be in

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