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tag yourself I'm mostly animal maxing
go ahead and steal this post i don't give a shit I know it's gold though
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rube goldberg MAID machine
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@shittyprogram
ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating
ilovemyautisticwife انضم Eylül 2018
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@petriethedog this is basically what happens when you make plans with someone
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@sleepi i would still be a virgin if i hadn’t obsessively incel posted on the internet, ironically
so it’s hard to turn it back off
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passed a small chinese food sobbing on the street
made eye contact with her and she stopped entirely and sort of smirked
then resumed sobbing and stumbling along
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please everything be good and work out
thanks -rube
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@NoMaleSelfies namely eventually someone else refers to you by the incorrect pronunciation and everyone thinks they’re retarded
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@NoMaleSelfies brain was trying to give you a really good bit
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honestly some bald guys look better with their shit all fucked up rather than clean shaven
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@skooookum why do your sheets look like a paper towel down to there being a random cup imprint on them
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why could i hear this before i unmuted it
it was even at the exact part of the song i was expecting
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new shoes same as the old shoes but holy fuck do they feel so much lighter and springier
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@absenseoffaith you know what they say, if you give a homunculus a cookie…
i’m sure you’ll be fine
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Its his first day on earth pls be kind❤️
Arar🪱@absenseoffaith
I think ill try to make another homunculus today
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your Amazon delivery driver was eaten by a wild animal
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@slipsilv3r problem is come tomorrow I'm still gonna look like a retard, AND be fatigued
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when you PR on the bench press but the video you take is FUCKED and sucks
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