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@CalSleeper In future when you claim passengers tickets will be valid with other East Coast operators, best to give them a heads up! Kings Cross not accepting tickets and your customer service line is closed. Piss poor, absolutely piss poor service

Thank you @CalSleeper for informing us the sleeper was cancelled at 7pm. Possibly be more helpful to give folks a wee bit of warning so they could catch the last train North.

@jet2tweets I booked a flight yesterday and have received no booking ref or confirmation email. Have spent over 3 hours on hold trying to get through to CS. PLS HELP

Thank you @indiaknight low Shampoo a complete game changer

@stephanieboland I dislike the theatre, it makes me squirm then sends me to sleep

@VictoriaPeckham @Sathnam I don't think I would have managed to be a career women, mum and PM's wife. Sounds like a fucking nightmare

@VictoriaPeckham @Sathnam It actually wasn't your comment about the sign, it's a stupid sign. It was some of the other unnecessarily bitchy comments.

@Sathnam @VictoriaPeckham Find the level of vitriol pretty extraordinary, especially coming from women who attack other women for attacking women

@Sathnam @VictoriaPeckham Judging by some of the comments you would think she was Idi Amin, a bit smug maybe but she is also a working mum who has had to bury a child

@Sathnam Fell asleep in the front row of Toby Young's one man show, didn't realise I was under the spot light. Awkward

@jackwhitehall Better than the shit and the trouser emoji

@HenryDimbleby Mexican BBQ corn on the cob, corn, paprika, Parmesan, salt, pepper, butter. Yum

@guardiannews Poor ringo

@sarfrazmanzoor Your knowledge of French literature is probably a whole lot better than mine!

@sarfrazmanzoor Google dogtanian, children's program circa 1980's

@sarfrazmanzoor Maybe the fourth one is dogtanian

@sarfrazmanzoor Scotland

Husband discovered Melania Trump shares her name with an invasive snail introduced to the USA from Mexico. Worth coming back to Twitter for

Life is too short to be called a whore by strangers. Twitter I'm out twitter.com/ladyofhadess/s…

@87sausages @Ladyofhadess she accused me of being in an ivory tower because I live in Edinburgh!