Sonoflyn

I should start saying "I need to eat some pussy" instead of "I need to kms", but the fact that I have no pussy to eat makes me wanna kms even more, so i don't know

Everyday I have to see like 5 posts that are just "wow inflation exists!!!! How crazy is that!!!" 65839917 ♡ 6758 🔄

@TrissMerrygeld Looking back, she honestly had some points and the amount of hate she got was completely undeserved and now these people are mad at her for what? Existing? She doesn't even say anything in that post. Meanwhile some people seem to not know that Jontron was/is? a white supremacist

he was thinking abt how pads aren’t free and they snapped a picture

@RealiaAmelia Type of shit every autocrat in the world tries to do to consolidate power and stroke their ego.

type of shit hitler was planning as he lost another city to the red army

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

@mama_moons I did, but she couldn't appreciate me the same way. My heart tells me that this is because there's something deeply, fundamentally wrong with myself

men will love crazy possessed beautiful women in film but when they are presented with one in reality do not appreciate the fullness of that said woman they adore so dearly watching

youre in her dms ? LMAOOOOOO can you tell her to text me back plz :(

the genius of Andor is that it recognized how good this scene was and made an entire tv series of Imperial board room meetings

@mama_moons Being popular in the psych ward would fix me

i was the most popular girl in the psych ward which just solidfies my theory that no matter where i go i make friends and i love everyone im like a lamp to moths

you're losing me babe, i only dreamt about you 6 times last week

The usage of the word Cracked in reference to sex is unbecoming

@dustbnuy I think it works when the "grumpy" one is actually full of sunshine and just loves acting grumpy as a bit

i hate the grumpy x sunshine trope and it would never work irl. how about grumpy x grumpy instead

@ashl3af Fascinating deep sea creature

weird bug i found

sorry for Needing

Has anyone considered asking the elephant on the room how they're doing and if they want a hug?

Sometimes I wish I knew who I am

@catofice It's kinda funny how big of a cultural impact the show had, only to be completely forgotten because they fucked it up so bad

I forgot this phrase originated from got too what the hell

@r31gnn Yea I wish people didn't have a gun ppinted at their head, but they can just choose to be shot. It's a free country.

ngl the threat of homelessness is pretty equivalent to a gun to your head

The urge to leave an elden ring style message on the floor that says "why is it always crying on the toilet?"