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@scs_real For those under 40, that would be considered a superpower😅

Yes, I can temporarily fix it on the road, or swap out the spare. Then permanently fix it at home.

@LuckyMcGee that doorknob looks salvageable

What do you think, guys? 🤔 Any repair advice for this one? 😂 (I told y’all this place was a dump. 🤭)

@TacoforFive1 flying squirrels?

She found unidentifiable babies in the grass and nursed them. They grew and she couldn’t believe what they were. Amazing!

@jayroo69 Cooperation is much less entertaining

It's a lot easier to just cooperate....😭

@EarlNoahBernsby Hollywood being driven out of business

I'm thinking that a consequence of AI is that Hollywood will be driven out of business. Considering what Hollywood has become, that might just be for the best. 😬

@kimmie_c_ No. Just longer.

We should've crusaded harder

@kimmie_c_ Bathtub woman from The Shining

That's what sun damage and thousands of dicks does to a girl

@MikeyDiMercurio @mujifren Not the sales pitch she thinks it is.

@mujifren Exhibit A: Feminism Take note, lads.

A Chinese "leftover" Woman has a meltdown at weekly bride's market in China She pleads her case with parents of potential groom's, who have travelled from neighbouring city to look for a bride for their Sons She shouts that she earns 500,000 Yuan and has a good job, yet no one entertains her because she is over 30 In China, Women over 30 are labelled as "leftover women" and are not considered marriageable material, no matter how educated or successful they are

I hadn’t fully realized until recently how ignorant of economics leftists are. 🙄

@GuruAnaerobic My buddy grew intolerant of the Georgia heat. He moved to Alaska🤣

From a lifetime of observing people I've known, I believe the ability to tolerate heat is correlated to health and longevity. Rather, the inability to tolerate heat is an indicator. I've known a couple of people who couldn't cope well in hot weather from childhood - they both died young. I've known some who were fine when they were young but as older people their heat tolerance declined - none of them are physically well. So, with reduced gait speed, grip strength, etc - I've added declining heat tolerance. Not scientific, just my opinion.

Let’s go ahead and sign this clown up for the weather channel 🤣🤣

@AjitPai @NASAWebb good news/bad news

Astronomers using @NASAWebb have found a planet on which winds reach 11,000 mph, a year lasts just 30 hours (because it's so close to its star), temperatures are high enough to melt metal, and it rains rubies and sapphires. space.com/astronomy/exop…

@MikeyDiMercurio @Resurrec_Ted I'm putting together a team

@Resurrec_Ted You think the UK is alone in this experience? It's happening everywhere in the West and Japan.

I gotta admit, after reading just limited portions of the rape gang inquiry, I can't quite look at the blokes from Scotland and England here too watch footie the same. Why are you lot dithering around the world watching people kick a fucking ball when on your own soil a vile, dysgenic tribe from the other side of the world rapes hundreds of thousands of Britain's daughters while the govt doesn't merely turn blind eye but actively facilitates it?

@C26N4 There must be more we're not seeing. He just doesn't make bad deals.

@__my__at Do you ever say weird random sh*t just to see what happens?

No app listens to you when it’s closed more than TikTok! It’s so creepy!

@memcculloch @YouTube Interesting. Are there any videos of these lifters in action?

Lifters - An Easier Way to See QI? youtu.be/cguTDaiY0w4?si… via @YouTube

@scs_real Maybe the worst: My buddy to our hot waitress: Ooh, what's that fragrance you're wearing? Her: SOAP

The best pick-up line of all time. Seriously of all time Is "Hi"

@__my__at Certainly seems so

these are the ugliest glasses i’ve ever seen