Stewnami

I like a woman that makes me feel alive, but also lets me know that it might not be for long.

lol i took some tylenol pm getting real crazy over here

depression has only made me realize how alone I really am

and no one understands you, that’s the tragedy.

You are NOT A BURDEN if you are sad often. You are NOT A BURDEN if you are living with constant anxiety. You are NOT A BURDEN if you need a lot of reassurances. You are NOT A BURDEN if you reach out for help. You are NOT AN BURDEN if you are fighting with your negative thoughts.

I won't be joining the orgy, thanks. I just admire team building exercises.

@bellasdaze So sorry, what a rough ride

this is excruciating holy fuck

@EdgarPoop1 Soooo much

@EdgarPoop1 I hope they weren’t urinal cakes

This bitch ate 7 diff cakes today

Do I have hobbies?? Well yes, I'm converting oxygen to carbon dioxide as we speak.

What do you mean you don't have the Pepto Bismol song? What kind of karaoke bar is this?

@bitsypoison Sorry it’s so bad

in between self admitting to a hospital due my depression or have a silent meltdown in bathtub

Modest Mouse songs be like

Me: are you the painter? Painter: yes Me: *drops robe* I'm ready Painter: ma'am I'm here to paint the house Me: *posing seductively* I know

Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!

[Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married

@GardenMinister Whatever you do, don’t get up and look in the closet

Awake in bed, don't wanna get up What should I do. Can't go back to sleep

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

Having a rough breakup is tough but have you ever had a toilet not flush while visiting neighbors?

*masturbates with Hulk Hands*

Controlling my facial expressions has to be the toughest battle I fight daily