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I’m scaring the male hoes

@benedictsred Yes I will continue to not give them my business

@EdgarPoop1 If I die and Celsius tweets “Swifties” please avenge me

The world just lost a prominent kyle and mt dew tweeting about goths... this is like if a Karen died and barefoot wine posted "pool boys"

@benedictsred Disrespectful

@EdgarPoop1 *Chad dies* Monster energy: Vegans

Heavy is the cock that wears the foreskin

This is kind of what it feels like to succeed

When someone I like has been gifted a blue check against their will

Hate to vague post but I hate jinxing things even more. Please send positive vibes out into the universe for me that my landlord agrees to this one cool thing!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Poop can never be pee. It can only ever imitate it

Guy who totally bought into Homelander being God: “Yeah, you’re laughing now but just wait 3 days, bro.”

babe what do you mean "what would i do with a time machine" are you building a time machine. are you going back in time to cheat on me.

(dying on a hill) This is nice

@JaggedAuthor We all make follow back mistakes. It’s the accounts that I see interacting or following someone really blatant with it. You’ve never been caught lackin’

@EdgarPoop1 If I’m mutuals with any of them, feel free to make me aware. I don’t always do a great job of vetting before following back, and I need to be better about that.

*sigh* why are all my mutuals friends with racists. I gotta start weeding people out like I’m Jeannie or move permanently to my alt

@benedictsred 💯

@EdgarPoop1 Oh, the howling mutant guy. Thats a hard one to miss. Dude wears his shittiness on his sleeve

@benedictsred Howling guy something or other… even got a shout out by nick fuentes

@EdgarPoop1 I would always love it pointed out to me. I try to block on sight and be aware, but I miss shit too

@courtnelc This looks so fun!

Best day ever

I only want people to tell me how long their baby was if it was over 3 feet

@constans Chicken Bell pepper onion 14,000 mgs of sodium soy sauce 609% daily value of soy sauce dash of curry rice

Ok, kids: 1 lb chicken breast 1 bell pepper 1 onion 1 cup soy sauce 1 tbsp curry powder 1pkg microwaveable rice Dice chicken, pepper, & onion Stir fry chicken & onion until brown Add bell pepper After a few mins, add mix of soy sauce & curry powder With rice, that’s 3 meals