weyland-ohtani corp

i logged on to get mad and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum

New York Times map published in 1940 comparing the territory conquered by Napoleon and Hitler

@rippersarchive Massacre at Central High. 1976. The only copy I can find is in Russian only lol

Requests please! If I have it, you will get it.

@sqwzdrive Can't find this one anywhere

@RaxKingIsDead A little light in the loafers?

is he…you know…

@mealgrrl Only real Lindsay Jacobellis heads understand ☝️

@aprikosa Every two years baby. Watched some rugby this morning but saving the ceremonies for tonight w the fam

@jakebrodes This is so important for us dads to see

happy Father’s Day

Tim and Eric ass cadence

@aprikosa BJA is the best "new" Twitter thing imo. This guy, the kid with the full tine jod, some of his other characters, so so funny

@aprikosa Brb, gonna watch this 50 more tines today

@MikeIsaac I've flown 1-2 times a year since 2012 and I feel like it's sucked shit the whole time. Only domestic so maybe that makes a difference

this is a real old man/seinfeld ass tweet but i feel like air travel has gotten demonstrably worse post pandemic for some reason based on anecdotes from all of my friends and my own experiences? OR we haven’t flown anywhere in a long while and are remembering how much it sucks

@croyboy11 it honestly sucks that the funniest presidents of my lifetime are awful repubs

@brianjoralvarez As they say: bye!

welt

@DeionBroxton @KMOV average 170 driver

#BREAKING News 4 is in the 400 block of Kingston Drive in Lemay. A car is seen driving through a house. @KMOV

An "inept" and "deficient" 911 system left a 36-year-old man and others waiting on hold for crucial minutes as he bled out from an accidental gunshot wound, according to a lawsuit. stltoday.com/news/local/cri…

@rhodin @evhemphill Francis park requires the rear right tire facing the curb and police ticket like crazy for violations. I suspect it's safer this way!

@evhemphill I like diagonal parking in that it makes the street narrower => slower speeds => safer streets. But maybe it should be with back towards the curb?

@coopercooperco He's done some of the most unique, advanced, and deep owns I've ever seen over the last few months

the long arc of posting bends towards me being pro-menswear guy

@aprikosa Confirmed, patriots are in control