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@sujitsu_

former Ivy League ball player, choke enthusiast, intellectual, occasionally satirical

انضم Nisan 2024
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LC’s Ivy League LinkedIn review: Owen Carlson - Mr. Carlson said “fuck summer ball” and went straight for the cubicle every summer #respect - Got the Goldman offer with an over 4.0 GPA (what in the Cornell) - Prestigious high school to top it off Rating: 8.2/10
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Will I find my wife on Hinge? No chance. Will I religiously doomscroll the app every night? You betcha
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@TigerOnTilt Bro that ain’t me 😭. It’s my boy
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My boy ran out of free likes on hinge so he shoots his shots on LinkedIn now 🤣 #respect
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@LeightonPennys Leighton you might be the Ivy League burner goat
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weed / shimi
weed / shimi@yurimusings·
chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
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Knicks are must see television
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TigerOnTilt@TigerOnTilt·
Momma T in town = auto sushi. Never gets old.
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Went back to my old facility and everyone was calling me “unc”. I’m just waiting until those little bastards turn 20 so I can make fun of their receding hairlines.
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Wise@trikcode·
You basically need to be unemployed to keep up with all this AI stuff.
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im so single I seriously just considered downloading a dating app
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HAWK@HawkEmDownChris·
You can’t say Kobe Bryant. Name an athlete who spent their entire career with one team.
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I’m convinced Jalen Brunson is a top 5 player in the nba right now
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@teddypowday Let me guess your CMO should be an Asian ABG?
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Teddy Blank@teddypowday·
Your CEO should be strong. Your CTO should be wise. Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,
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@bezuidengoy nah he can’t manipulate the depth and the sweep of his sweeper like Kugler can
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Yo ivy burners chill on meee
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@SungjaeBurner @TigerOnTilt Oh bro it’s not even updated. But I’m not one to post “incoming _____ at ….” type of guy.
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Am I basic? Yes. Am I also about to height mog the lovely Japanese people? Absolutely yes.
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